Currently having an affair with my duvet who is almost the perfect partner Does not snore, never complains, keeps me warm on a cold night, and is very hard to drag myself away from in the morning, just a shame it does not take the initiative and hug me first sometimes

I love to watch sunsets, a good thunderstorm, or go out in summer storms and sit in the middle of a field getting soaked as the lightening goes past.

You won't find me at clubs or munches, I am one of those weird people who just enjoy playing at home with my partner.

Yes I know I'm a boring old cow - but thats me, I like me, lets face it I'm the one who has to live inside my head, and I'm the one who is with me 24 hours a day.

Oh and for full disclosure, there are two teensy weensie porkies ^^^^^ there

Do not walk behind me for I will not lead. Do not walk ahead of me for I will not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow. In fact just bog off and leave me alone

My edge may not be your edge, but that does not make it any less of an edge to me.