Currently having an affair with my duvet who is almost the perfect partner Does not snore, never complains, keeps me warm on a cold night, and is very hard to drag myself away from in the morning, just a shame it does not take the initiative and hug me first sometimes

I love to watch sunsets, a good thunderstorm, or go out in summer storms and sit in the middle of a field getting soaked as the lightening goes past.

You won't find me at clubs or munches, I am one of those weird people who just enjoy playing at home with my partner.

Yes I know I'm a boring old cow - but thats me, I like me, lets face it I'm the one who has to live inside my head, and I'm the one who is with me 24 hours a day.

Oh and for full disclosure, there are two teensy weensie porkies ^^^^^ there

Do not walk behind me for I will not lead. Do not walk ahead of me for I will not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow. In fact just bog off and leave me alone