If you see someone stood looking mischieviously malevolent with something sharp, scratchy, metallic or vaguely pointy, it's probably me.

The buzz, the glow, the sizzle or crackle and the smell of o-zone and I'll be somewhere near.

I value intelligence, but I'm not an intellectual snob. Cunning and guile will impress me as much as a degree in Astrophysics... although I have a terrible weakness for geeks.

I'm bisexual in the sense that I'm attracted to the person and not their gender.

I'm a switch, but I don't sub easily or conventionally. The 'Do as you are told' brigade bring out the absolute worst in me. I laugh and tease and take the piss, because I take no-one, myself included, too seriously. So be warned if you can't laugh at yourself and the fundamentally bizarre side of this world you had best stay away.

I'm an all round kinky bitch and I adore this eclectic crazy world, and I've met some adorable crazy people through being a part of it.

Stay safe.

Pimmy xx