"Alrighty.Bonjour. Cup of coffee? grab a pew..."

So after some deliberation I have decided to refurbish this appropriately.Planning to pop back to the scene as and when time permits. My photo isn't here owing to my incredible ugliness but ask for my photo and I wil always send it...

I am a quintessential (ooh look a long word) switch: masochistic antisub on the one hand and Strict Sadisitic Top on the other. What does this mean? Well it means I don't know where my path will lead, neither am I certain I will eventually sit in one of those two roles (don't you just love stereotypes involving ticking boxes and preconstructed archetypes... yay...yawn) or remain forever in the realm of "the best of both of worlds". It is most likely to come down to those I meet on the yellow brick road and effect that they have on me.

On the vanilla side of things, i'm a well read, multilingual, multicultural, succesful, old fashioned sort of chap more mature than my young years would suggest. Very vanilla looking on the outside, but quite the kinkster when you get to know me.

Oh and I'm also a dab hand in the kitchen.

On the vanilla not so cool side of things, I should admit to some faults (these are by no means the worst): I walk into walls frequently, stub my toes on every furniture corner / doorstop known to humanity, and have been known to spill things (generally on my own cream carpets) the local cleaning firm just "loves" me. All of the above lead to sporadic bouts of profuse swearing in several langugaes, none of them inteligible.

Once i find a new song i like, I have a habit of playing it over and over again. Chase and status are currently destroying my friendship with my next door neighbour. That said, we didn't get on that well to start with. So stuff it.

I also enjoy a good debate, if you can challenge my mind and want to debate / argue untill it turns into a playfight that could be fun.

Oh, it's probably worth mentioning that I am NOT single NOR looking.

The below is about a year old (sept-2009):

It's fair to say that there are two sides to me, one light, one dark, both good fun!

27 year old switch in London, looking to explore my duality. More submissive than dominant as it stands but it can switch (funnily enough) depending on people and circumstance.

Still feeling my way around the London scene but i'm pleased to say i have nothing but complimentary thoughts (ok, and maybe "some" deliciously evil ones) about every lovely person i have met so far

As a sub I'm sweet, cheeky, clever (but not too much), funny (more than I am clever) feisty, and a good cook (in case you wanted to know. or you're hungry). On my Dom days i can be quite a sadist with a warped sense of justice. You have been warned.

Vanilla me is intelligent and thoughtful with a twisted, dry sense of humor and a cherry on top.

Recent comments/thoughts:

"That was so good it was like you were wanking my brain"

"If you love rope does that make you a bit of a ropist? If you have a foot fetish doesn't that make you a footishist?"

Things not to say when being flogged:

" if you worked for me i'd fire you"

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"Ow"

I also have a habit of purring like a kitten when i'm being topped, on occasion i have been to known to "shnarf" (for those of you who remember the Thundercats...)

Please remember that top or bottom, I always have the right to decline. Also if you look at me and I see a metaphorical speech bubble with "new blood" appear next to you I may be forced to tattoo it into your forehead or brand it onto your bottom... more likely your bottom, because that's more fun.

This profile was last updated on 20 Jun 11, 9:43 PM.

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