10 Apr 2012

IC Name: old_number_7 Joined: 28 Oct 2009 Last visit: 9 hours ago Sex/gender: Male Location: CR (Croydon), UK Age: 53

"Are you sitting comfortably?

Good,

then I will begin"

I like it in the morning when a subbie says " Hello"

My friends call me Mark

I am "An aquired taste"and for that I make no appologies, I am what I am , and if that a problem, its your problem , not mine.... I like what I see in the mirror every morning.

Not really looking, ,but not hiding either.

I seek a very special type of girl. A girl that wont press charges.

Silence is golden, but gaffer tape is silver

Single ,Dominate male living in Surrey , working in London, any other questions can be answered via memo or my solicitors. Normally to be found at the Croydon munch or Lam sitting quietly in a corner watching the world .

Highly educated, my folks made alot of sacrifices when I was growing up....they where druids.

If swimming is so good for you , How come whales are fat?

Why do they nail coffins shut?

Is it possible to put eyeliner on without opening your mouth?

Life should be fun and any long lasting relationship should start with a good friendship

Please have a sense of humour.

Have a mind, and use it

Be yourself, and not be ashamed or confused.

Know your self, and be proud of who you are.

No lies or bull shit.

Is that too much to ask????

Gramatical and spelling police , get a life.

Rules to live by...........

It is impossible to lick your elbow. ( bet you gonna try aint ye).

Never bring a large dog with you, to a job interview

Laxatives and sleeping pills on the same night ....bad idea

Never fry bacon naked

Never wet shave with a cut throat razor in a pubic lift

Never accidently wee on electric cables while drunk.

Never buy rubber sheep, even as a joke

Never shout in a demonic voice, "I must find another host body", while in church

Vodka with green food colouring and a empty bottle of cool mint listerine , are not a good combination.

Never drink Blue food colouring before a urine test.

Never drink red food colouring and scream before any medicial tests.

Cucifying mice__ bad idea

Never ever light farts while naked

Never write "other" on documents when asked about race

Never write "Jedi" when asked about religion , on same document.

Never state, at a job interview , when they ask about your hobbies , tell them "donateing blood, 15 Gallons so far".

Never suggest "A full magazine and some privacy" ,it will not help a potential suicide.

Never fart, in an all in one rubber body suit.

Makes sure you have had a wee before you get into said body suit.

Never wear really sharp heels on a water bed , particulary if you live on the second floor of a block of flates.

Never say "you dont sweat much for a fat lass" , to a fat lass,particulary when she has a very big boy friend.

Never ask " is it a dance or a raffle" when given tickets to the Policemans ball.

Never tongue a nun or your Granny for that matter.

Never lick a steak knife.

Always wash your hand before having a wee after you have been chopping raw chillies.

Never repeat NEVER masturbate with DEEP HEAT, no matter how much the bet is.

Lipstick and a beard is never a good look.

As a man, Trust me , if it itches, I WILL scratch it.

Avocado is a fruit not a colour , green is a colour.

To be continued......

Oh and I dont switch , so dont go there.

Finally if you have taken the time to read , why dont you just say "hello"

xxxxxxx

MSN ID:yes   Eye colour: yellow   Hair colour: horns   Height: 5ft 11in   Weight: 12st 5lb   BMI: 23.9  

This profile was last updated on 28 Oct 11, 10:53 PM.

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