IC Name: ofifitatyahoocouk Joined: 26 Aug 2008 Last visit: 8 days ago Sex/gender: Male Location: london, UK Age: 32

What is the best video you have ever seen? How did it change your life? Here is a nice clip on making yourself happy by helping others

http://www.ted.com/talks/lang/eng/matthieu_ricar...

Also are we in control of our decisions!

http://www.youtube.com/user/TEDtalksDirector#p/u...

I am exploring emotions and feelings and need a muse to use as my experimental toy to put through the senses and emotions; laugh, cry, pain, pleasure...

One example of this is to train you to learn new tasks and see how quickly you pick them up using the carrot and stick. So if you are interested start this first task and tell me how it goes... If you can not juggle I want you to learn to juggle with three balls (if you can do that choose another circus trick). Start your practice today. Every time you drop a ball I want you to pluck one hair out from any part of your body.

Tell me in daily updates how this is going If you have messaged me every day for the next 10 days I will consider that you are real and interested in serving me properly so will then arrange a skype webchat.

Also message me on messenger and we can chat more. I am ofifityahoo.co.uk Remember to send me a picture of yourself looking humiliated too.

Your potential Master. Ed

Back in London again and looking for a new muse to train and improve. I need you to be able to be shown how to model for me and be used as a muse for artworks.

Tell me the most unusual thing that you have been made to do and ill see if you can do what I want.

Anyway am interested in finding more about ways to use a muse. Message me with ideas about how you should be used best.

Do you want to be trained in self restraint and improvement? Either way... I am looking for a new muse to train to serve. What skills do you have that we can play with? Artistic or imaginative skills will be given preference.

I work hard during the day and am looking for a committed lady that i can develop teach and nurture to serve me well. I am looking for a lady to enjoy life with in the vanilla world but most importantly in my world while under my control.

I am educated, fit trustworthy, safe and tall (as that appears to count for a lot) I crave alternative activities and enjoying playing out adventures with others but also am looking for someone who is into the London scene and has other interests too...

I go jogging most days and expect you to train to be fit too. You must be able to prove you are committed to doing anything you can to please me before I decide to select you to serve me.

You should also be yourself and ideally a bit creative but submissive is obviously the most important part! If you have a passionate interested of at least two that is all the better as I love playing/experimenting with new things. I like exhilarating sports too.

Just to show a bit more about who I am here is an example of my sense of humor...

Various Economic Models explained with "Cows" - 2007 update SOCIALISM

You have 2 cows.

You give one to your neighbour.

COMMUNISM

You have 2 cows.

The State takes both and gives you some milk.

FASCISM

You have 2 cows.

The State takes both and sells you some milk.

NAZISM

You have 2 cows.

The State takes both and shoots you.

BUREAUCRATISM

You have 2 cows.

The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the

milk away...

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM

You have two cows.

You sell one and buy a bull.

Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.

You sell them and retire on the income.

SURREALISM

You have two giraffes.

The government requires you to take harmonica lessons

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.

You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.

Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has dropped dead.

ENRON VENTURE CAPITALISM

You have two cows.

You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows. The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company. The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States, leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the release. The public then buys your bull.

THE ANDERSEN MODEL

You have two cows.

You shred them.

A FRENCH CORPORATION

You have two cows.

You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the roads, because you want

three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION

You have two cows.

You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and

produce twenty times the milk.

You then create a clever cow cartoon image called 'Cowkimon' and market

it worldwide.

A GERMAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.

You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and

milk themselves.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION

You have two cows, but you don't know where they are.

You decide to have lunch.

A RUSSIAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.

You count them and learn you have five cows.

You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.

You count them again and learn you have 2 cows.

You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.

A SWISS CORPORATION

You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you.

You charge the owners for storing them.

A CHINESE CORPORATION

You have two cows.

You have 300 people milking them.

You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity.

You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.

You worship them.

A BRITISH CORPORATION

You have two cows.

Both are mad.

AN IRAQI CORPORATION

Everyone thinks you have lots of cows.

You tell them that you have none.

No-one believes you, so they bomb the **** out of you and invade your country. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy....

AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.

The one on the left looks very attractive.

A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION

You have two cows.

Business seems pretty good.

You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.

If you want contact me at ofifit (at) yahoo.co.uk

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