Reading based. Own my own property & car, can parallel park, know where my fuse box is, have a fun job (if you're a geek), have a bigger tool kit than you, a filthier laugh than you and the figure of Jessica Rabbit (well, when I've got the corset on), just wish I could get the vibrator to mow the lawn hehe.

Things I like: quiet nights, lots of attention, my ever increasing high heel collection, beating the crap out of poor unsuspecting young men (I do martial arts), reading in bed, a decent builders tea (with skimmed milk), Nine Inch Nails, my horrible cat.

Things I don't like: Memos from wannabes (yes, you who's married, and just wants to send me photos of you in your knickers and are 20 years older than me), baked beans, bad tea, people who are too busy, people who can't commit to something more than the odd bit of "wham bam thank you mistress please can I cum". You get the picture

Actually, I'm a nice person, I have my own little quiet life, work takes up a lot of it. As a Domme goes, I reckon I'm pretty low maintenance. I like things quiet, I like the idea of quiet behind the scenes dominance, where you are not afraid to be a cheeky brat in front of my friends & family because you know you'll be punished for it (quietly) in private. Just one raised eyebrow should be all you need to know you are in trouble later I have a reasonably decent toy collection that should keep you in your place. Please don't be intimidated, tho - obviously, everything is at your pace until you feel comfortable with being horribly sodomised with a jackhammer lololol. If you can't see the humour in the last sentence, then don't bother.

Sex & Drugs & Sausage Rolls,

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