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IC Name: moreofme Joined: 2 Mar 2004 Last visit: 19 hours ago Sex/gender: Male Location: M4 Corridor, UK Age: 39

Cry God for Harry, England and St. George!

Oh dear. This has been back and forward like the donkeys at Blackpool beach. I didn't know what to write here, I really didn't. I agonised and prevaricated like you wouldn't believe. Well, actually, you would if you knew me.

So anyway, this is it. I place this here with a due sense of guilt and shame balanced with an indebted lightness of spirit. Thank you for helping me write this. You know who you are ...

Well, a description first then ...

Okay, so I'm 6ft tall, weigh around 17st. So that would mean that I have an athletic body (think rugby player) with an extra podgy bit around my torso. I have dark blond hair with hazel green eyes. I've got all my own teeth and all apart from one is straight. I'm good looking ... I suppose! I have a deep, sort-of-posh, middle England speaking voice with a hint of west country brogue chucked in. Actually, I sing in a community choir and I can do everything from the mid range of the alto to the middle of the baritone. Erm, that would make me a tenor, which is handy 'cos that's where I stand. You know, with the other tenors, duh!

Next!

What do I enjoy?

Well, I'm fit and active (despite the aforementioned, cursed flabby torso) and I enjoy loads of really worthy things like walking, cycling, swimming etc. But, truth be told, I love watching telly. Well, actually, I love shouting at it. Especially Delia, or the ITV Lunchtime News (or as I call it, The News at Sun). I started keeping bees last year and now it's got completely out of hand ... feckin' bees all over the place! I'm what I call an eco-realist. I love the environment (I mean, I live in it, right?) and I do put it right at the top of my priorities. But I do realise that people (including me) have to live in it. So, I've got a 4x4 - because I need one. But I recycle ... what more do they want?

My favourite sociable pastime has got to be eating out. I love it. I love great food, great wine. And I'm really spoiled being from the West Country, I can get quite a lot of really good stuff from local places. I like to cook, and I'd love to cook for someone special [gazes meaningfully at you ...]

I'm a masseur by profession. I do Swedish Massage mainly, but I also offer Sports Massage, Aromatherapy and Remedial Massage. I have treatment rooms and quite a large client list. My treatment rooms are in a lovely old restored warehouse complex right by a river. I have a nice work life balance.

What do I hate?

Ooh, ooh, can I do a top ten? Blokes love lists ...

1/ Egg White

2/ Frogs

3/ Moths

4/ Confined Spaces

5/ "Rough" People

6/ Thick People

7/ Beige

8/ Alastair Stewart, Katie Derham and the whole ITV Lunchtime News ...

9/ Pain

10/ Silly BDSM "games"

And finally, why should you give me a chance?

[looks confidently at the all the above and gives you a knowing nod ...] I think I've made quite the case for myself up there, eh? No, sorry! No silliness. Erm, why indeed. Well, I think I'm a bit different. I mean, yes, I am into BDSM like all the rest of the twerps that you get bombarded with, I'm sure. I'm a great sub. And I use the term "sub" advisedly. I'm submissive. Period. I used to think I was a switch. No, I didn't, that's not right. I used to think that I was only a sub when I wanted to be. Yes, that's right. I thought that I was normal by day and sub by night.

But, recently (I mean in the last couple of years) I've realised that my general demeanour is that of a sub. In real life too. I defer to people. I encourage them, I sympathise and I put their needs before mine. I am a supporter and a helper. I'm compliant and obedient. See, I hadn't spotted that all of those submissive traits were there. And that's because I'm confident. My confidence confuses people and it confused me too for a while. My confidence can come across as dominance I suppose.

And, hey, apart from all the deep and meaningful guff - there is still the fact that I'm an intelligent, good looking chap, with a personality and I'm a qualified masseur who can cook you a restaurant quality meal ... in the nude with a humbler on!

Thanks for reading!

P.S. I would never harm a frog.

P.P.S Or Alastair Stewart

Eye colour: hazel   Hair colour: dark   Height: 6ft   Weight: 16st 13lb   BMI: 31.9  

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