IC Name: misfit Joined: 18 Jan 2009 Last visit: 15 days ago Sex/gender: Male Location: Bucks, UK

Firstly let's get one thing straight I am a beta male and a nerd. If you wish to know more please read on Macduff:

"The shortest way to man's heart is humiliation" Wyke

"Welcome to my nightmare, I think you're gonna like it." Alice

"All I know is that I don't know nothing." Agent Orange

If you understand the above references we may get on as I think that says quite a lot about me.

So what do I do? I have on my CV everything from musician to designer to adult telephone operator where my dulcet tones held the number one phone despite my overall shyness, to my current position. What can I say my employment has been eclectic.

I have been asked by a few people to make any books I am currently reading more identifiable. I am currently reading The Hippopotamus by Stephen Fry.

A little about me which I will try and update as and when I have the time as I spend most of my time chained to my desk or in traffic. In short I am not here much anymore because I just do not have the time but I try and drop by as and when I can.

I am articulate (sometimes),well educated and well read. I am quiet and shy until I get to know someone. I am awkward in social situations.

Still here?

I am looking to chat and possibly meet with exceptional singles and couples of all sexual persuasions. Age,race, size and looks are irrelevant but my main aim is to add to my number of friends, but more importantly friends who understand my wants and desires and like to play games, mind games in particular, otherwise known as head fuckery stuff.

I have already had some very interesting memos. Thank you, you know who you are. It is a nice way to put a smile back on my face after a stressful day at work.

I am looking for friends only as I am currently in a relationship with a non IC member. I am not one to be deceitful so I have disclosed my proclivities and I am currently taking a sabatical from clubs as my g/f disapproves. I have found this to be a little frustrating at times, but I am told relationships are all about compromise.

I am independent but very time poor, but will chat. Apart from the occasional treats received I am usually the dominant partner but I do not believe this is my true nature.

To test this theory I met a wonderful couple for a brief encounter who gave me a taster of my submissive side and although I may not be ready for the whole bottle I am definitely ready for another glass or two.

I prefer great minds to great bodies and if you do too please feel free to send me a memo. I promise always to reply. I do not have a photo up but willing to send one if requested. It is what we believe which is important not what we look like. As Keats once said truth is beauty so to me intelligence is the real beauty. With regards to chat I will never instigate one but if you want to chat you know where to find me. I am usually receptive to interesting and intelligent people. There is nothing better than a nice surprise late night chat on a weekend I have come to realise.

'Anonymity is the discretion of wit' Stephen Fry

In the past I have attended fetish clubs, expos & rubber balls with regularity, mainly in Manchester and South London although you will not notice me as I enjoy letting my voyeuristic side out on these occasions, although I have been dragged into the limelight by a few lovely people over the years. As a few people have asked me I will not discuss my sexual likes and dislikes here but if you want to know more or just want me to elaborate on any of my posts please send me a memo.

My other interests include theatre,film noir especially from the 40's and 50's, Woody Allen, Clint Eastwood, Jack Vettriano, rock and punk music (look out for references).

I like science fiction but hold on before you get too excited as I like Edgar Allen Poe, Richard Matheson, Philip K. Dick and the Douglas Adams side of sci-fi and not George Lucas.

I also like comedy especially the surreal such as the Pythons, Peter Cook and Eddie Izzard, art more and more, reading (see above), Poetry, yes you read that correctly, and slow walking preferably with an audio book.

If you were trapped on a desert island what would be your one book? My own personal favourite would be the complete works of Oscar Wilde so if you can resist everything except temptation let me know. My luxury item would be my radio as I have a Radio 4 fetish so I can listen to my alter ego Ed Reardon, my all time favourite Radio 4 character.

Also it would enable me to listen to songs like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2015S3A-lg

Too good

Things I dislike shopping unless it is on Amazon as I do not have to go out and lovely new books arrive by the day. I think I have an addiction. Did I mention I was lazy?

Height: 6ft  

This profile was last updated on 12 May 12, 1:05 AM.

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