IC Name: madkat Joined: 31 Oct 2000 Last visit: 67 days ago Sex/gender: Male Location: Derby, UK Age: 31

Very very happily a part of Satanica_fire's life

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Also very proud to be a member of the Leather Family, my closest of friends.

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NO RELIGIOUS ZEALOTS

NO SOLICITING

NO SALESPEOPLE

NO PAMPHLETS

NO LEAFLETS

NO FLYERS

NO FREE PAPERS

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Talking to yourself is the first sign of madness, but it's OK - my mum always told me not to talk to strangers.

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There is a fine line between madness and genius. I don't claim to stand entirely on either side.

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I once said that, and someone asked "Who was it who said that?" - so I said "It was me, just now." Which is true.

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Real true unknown facts:

1. Chopin wrote Chopsticks

2. Bach was named by a dog

3. Plato invented Plates

4. Pontius Pilate thought up Pilates, and also founded Pontiac

5. Uranus was named by two anally fixated astronomers: "What can you see?" - "It looks like your anus..."

6. Germans can be traced back to Germs

7. The origin of the word "English" is actually from the German "Ein glitch [in der Matrix]"

8. The moon is not made of cheese, although it does smell like sweaty feet.

9. America was named by accident when someone sneezed: "Aah.. Aaaah.. Merrr... Eeeee.... CHAAAA!"

10. Santa and Satan are the same person (terrible page - the guy thinks Adieu means Ado) Further on this: St. Nicholas / Old Nick?

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The seven types of InformedConsent Member:

The windups - You might know them as "trolls". Best ignored if you plan on maintaining your sanity. These people will keep posting threads intended to provoke & antagonise.

The moaners - People who continually post about how there aren't enough Dommes or female subs, or how loads of people have a "fake" or unclear profile. They just need a good kick up the arse. Hopefully they'll get the gist and either put in the effort because they're "genuine" or piss off.

The wankers - People who keep posting "wankfest" threads which voice a fantasy (like "who has the best cbt experience?", for example) with the intention of getting other peoples fantasies or embelishments on their own fantasies so they can have a good wank.

The invalids - No, I'm not being offensive. I don't mean disabled (sorry, "differently abled") people. The ones who are not valid. Those who have "invalid" kinks. They post topics such as "Is it wrong to fantasise about whipping a jew while wearing a nazi uniform?" or "Is my wife right to want a divorce just because she can't satisfy my special needs that I've been seeing others to fulfil?" in the hope that people will "validate" their views.

The wishers - These people pounce upon wankfest threads, or serious questions about safety, and interject with "I wish a mistress/master would do that to me". I did that some 10 years ago. Then I thought "Wow, what a twat I was to have said that. I bet that didn't endear me to anyone." And I didn't do it again.

The dickheads - We're all dickheads sometimes. Even you or I, dear reader. Some are more frequently dickheads than others. A dickhead is someone who, despite all the evidence against them, insists that they're somehow right. The invalid is the friend of the dickhead, particularly where the dickhead is equally invalid. Of course, some people are dickheads for the sake of annoying others.

The "genuine" ones - That is, the rest of us, who just want to have a good bit of discussion with a bit of fun on the side at the same time. "Fun" defined as something we can all take part in and have a laugh at. NOT "wankfest" threads, which are created purely for self gratification.

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Kitteny cuteness to be observed, courtesy of Mofaha:

APPTILS AND GRAVY

THE MYSTRIUS CLOO

all about SCEINCE

all about MANNIRS

all about LECTRONICS

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