Just a regular guy with a £1 million house with swimming pool (and dungeon), yacht, Aston Martin, 12 inch knob, body of adonis, appearance that makes Brad Pitt look rough round the edges, more BDSM experience than the KGB and more domliness in my personality than Alan Sugar on a bad day. Nothing out of the ordinary but I thought it important to be honest and not exaggerate any positive features to entrap all of you naive females out there. I'm just such a nice guy.

If any of you do want to contact me you should appreciate that there is currently a queue of enormously attractive females desperate to become my slave and plaything but I will make every effort to fit you in around Easter 2014.

You of course will be gorgeous, svelte like and live for kinky sex. Your complete perfection in every way will be second only to my own. You should expect to live for my pleasure alone. Once I become disinterested in you and discard you for one of the thousands of 18 year old girls lusting after me you should of course be aware that your life will be ruined as you will never meet another man capable of coming even close to my god like status. Rather than have you live the rest of your life always settling for second best after me though, I would be prepared to club you to death with a shovel and bury you under the patio. I'm just a complete romantic at heart.

Now then, take your number and join the queue.

Eye colour: Green   Hair colour: Brown   Height: 5ft 6in   Weight: 10st 6lb   BMI: 23.4  

This profile was last updated on 28 Feb 10, 11:04 PM.

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