Alternative-Dictionary entry - la_statuesque. Proper Noun for a ripened and callipygean wench. A creative, mature, intelligent although sometimes inarticulate (emotion does that!) submissive woman.

Intensely submissive by nature and absolutely head-over heels "in thrall" to my adored Dominant Lover, the love of my life. My beloved Advanced Pervert, Chilli-loving sado-bastard, Personal Caner, Creator of the 4 Balls of Questionable Bliss, Caring Proctologist, CP Bastard, dearly beloved Sexual Sadist, Sir, Dominant-Other, Best Friend, Corrupter-in-Chief, Kommandant, Numero Uno, Governor of the Universe, and whatever else he wants to be on any given day.

He has my entire trust and love - he also has the ability to make me melt into suspiciously shaped puddles with a touch, and can even achieve this effect with some carefully chosen words in a memo as well.

Just in case there is any doubt, i am thoroughly taken (sadly not often enough) owned, possessed, be-devilled by, consumed, enchanted and absolutely enthralled by, sated, satisfied and regularly exhausted by this man.

There is the other side as well - i have never in my life been treated with such consistent kindness, compassion, patience or warmth. He has never made me feel less, only more. He never makes me feel inconsequential - always valued. And always makes me feel beautiful despite my fat bottom and other chubby bits!

This man has won my trust and my heart and both are given without strings.

And just in case you've not already got the message, how can i put it even more simply? Ah MacSir - voulez vous baissez avec moi? La jiggy-jig s'il vous plait!! Vous etes tres dangereuse et je t'adore

Finally - As a submissive i resemble the courtesans of mid-16th century Renaissance Europe. Always sweetly scented, dirty minded, witty, loyal, loving, obedient, intensely submissive, more than a tad decadent and if cheated on i'll slit your throat before you can apologize. How i love the grand traditions!