Egotistical, extrovert, intelligent, mad, unbreakable, batshit-loco, slightly-unhinged, manic, skilled at driving above and beyond the call of duty, in possession of a superior music collection, owner of an outrageous ability to have A Fucking Good Time, cheeky and often surprising spontaneous nature.

I'm an existentialist; I believe in creating my own meaning and purpose in life. I embrace life in all forms and functions.

With regards to my kinks - I'm sort of a switch. I don't really agree with any of the traditional labels - I like doing things that feel good and right.

As I've said all along - I'm looking to experience life. Conversations and situations - I don't care. As long as we both enjoy the moment, then what more can be asked for?

I've been told I'm a bit 'feisty' at times. This is probably true - I crave stimulation and excitement. I have a terrible habit of getting in trouble and causing mayhem.

Music seems to crop up on profiles a lot. I live for music. I DJ at a montly alternative club in Essex called It's A Sin, and I've been known to whore myself out to other clubs once in a while too. Genre wise - EBM, rock, metal, industrial, IDM, noise, techno, trance... you get the idea. That said, the only genres I really can't stand are rap and hip-hop.

Roll...

Dear lady I just want to find the key To bleed off my innocence I want to disappear In my dirty dirty desires Please erase me violently with your gun...