I AM A SWITCH............BUT IT IS IMPORTANT TO NOTE WHAT I AM SWITCHING BETWEEN.....

• i am able to access a degree of submission, so long as there isn't too much cloud cover, the wind is blowing in the right direction, the sun is low in the sky, and i don't have to put up with a great deal of anything that i do not like...........lets call me a bottom.......*at best*.....
• i am an uber crap domme, so if i am pushed into calling myself anything at all then i opt for 'top' (i sometimes add the *at best* disclaimer to this too) or 'girl with a strap on and a good fisting hand'..........i revel in my crapness on this matter, it makes it less likely that i will fall from some awfully heady heights.......
• i am not a masochist, i detest pain, but i do have urges to serve by endurance......to be beaten black and blue by a sadist....for sport......i am capable of going above and beyond the call of duty, but only because it makes me look good in your eyes, not because the pain is nice.......
• i am more of an emotional sadist than a physical one.....being an unashamed narcissist (of sorts...empathy and self humbling devices are fitted, fully functioning and well maintained, manipulative bitch virus *is* ongoing but ever overridden by the honesty glitch, a saving grace, unless it is being used by the slippery fish feature as a smoke screen), i am equipped to cause a heck load of damage in this area, but i do not, for me, knowing that i can is enough