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| Profile: | joanie |
| Created on: | 21 Mar 2005 |
| Last visit: | 8 hours ago  |
| Country: | UK |
| Location: | London |
| Sex/gender: | Female |
| Age: | 34 |
| Hair colour: | Brown |
| Eye colour: | dark |
| Height: | 5ft 4in |
***Now On Twitter ***
IMPORTANT Please Note... If you are going to send me a memo and I don't already know you, please make it readable and in proper English Joanie, The Terminally Confused!
Im not looking for anything as I have a good relationship with my beautiful Domme and Girlfriend She is all I need and want right now and for the forseeable future. Friends are always welcome, as long as they respect the relationship I have with my Domme.
And no, we are not looking for a male sub to join us, or a Dom to dom us both, so you can fuck off, if you fall into either of these catagories. Yes there has been memos about this! Im not polyamorous, in ANY way, and I do not submit to men, and I have no desire to. I don't care if you think you'd be the perfect Dom for me, I already have the perfect Domme for me. Its a bloody insult to even contemplate messaging me for that reason, and if that makes me a ''typical lezzer'', then fuck you!
I don't like idiots, or suffer fools gladly. I hate unsolicted memos from people not on my network, especially if they make no fucking sense.
Im not your councillor, psychotherapist, or confessor.. I really couldn't give a shit about online politics or who hates who. It really doesn't interest me.
If you memo me and I don't respond, it probably because I think you are a cunt or a gobshite.
Feel free to memo me with regards to the West London Munch, or something that I might be interested in if you don't know me. The Nice Bit
Ohhh you're still here? Well, Im a 34 year old, short, fiesty lesbian switch. I've kinda lost my Domme Mojo, since I got with Morphia. I have no real desire to top anymore, but I'll always be a Switch.On very rare occassions, I will top friends, but these are few and far between. I give my submission freely to Morphia, I trust her implicitly. She gave me my collar at SM Dykes May 2007, and I am very proud to be her submissive and friend.
Ever since she first stuck needles in me, she changed my life for the better. She is my muse, my love, and someone I can always rely on. Its not convetional in any sense, but it works for us, and long may it do so.
I'm known as an Edge Player, needles, bloodplay, knives and scarification is what makes me tick. I like psychological play, and people think I'm scary, but I'm quite nice when you get to know me.
I have been told I am a cheeky bint on more than one occassion. I am fiercely loyal to my Domme and my friends. I don't tend to get upset about many things, but when I do, people notice!
I can be found at the LAM, Watford and the wonderful West London Munch. I love good conversation, nice people and animals. Club wise, I tend to favour Crimson and Surrender, as they appeal to me more than the others, just my personal taste.
If you want to get to know me, then come to an event and chat to me. Despite all the bravado, I am quite shy. amd I sometimes find it hard to express myself.
morphia wrote:
Stuck her with needles and she's mine for life. |
Shamonu wrote:
Takes me to MacDonalds and lets me sit in the highchair, cos she is my Nanny Joanie. Nanny and I like to go to Trafalgar Square and feed the pigeons.. How Come you never see baby pigeons, Nanny Joanie? |
MistressLydia wrote:
Likes Pigeon figging and Jack Daniels... Supplier of all my Wanker Fodder for wankymen |
MistressKrankie wrote:
My dear, that is a lovely picture of a slugs arse. How did you use your antenae to create such exquisite imagery?? |
DomJones wrote:
Her young muff looked the same, As I went down on her again, But my false teeth shot out as I did some cunny,
I am 63 and oh so quivery, but my aim is straight,
A hole in one delivery,
Its good to piss off the green eyed IC monsters who moan..
Yes they all come to blow me,
The 18 year olds who call me a sad old phoney.
But its good to todge the 18 year olds from home
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