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IC Name: jen001 Joined: 16 Jun 2003 Last visit: 11 hours ago Sex/gender: Female Location: uk, UK Website: i dont do chat

before you go any further i have bolded the most important bit, it seems to be being skipped...even regardless of what my profile picture is...

oh, how your bubble's gonna burst, when you meet another nurse, she'll be driving in a hearse...

hello my name's jenny and im addicted to porn...and sex...and kissing...

amazingly beautiful (!) *cough* 24 year old, mostly sub female switch (yay i made a decision, or did i?)

i am looking for friends as i am happy with my life right now did i say happy? i mean deliriously, besottedly in love... *i* am the luckiest most smug little girl in the world :D

but...i want a girl with lips like morphine the lips have it, honestly. any hot girls with gorgeous lips apply here! oh yeah she has to be able to make a nice cup of tea just a plaything nothing more (so no one gets confused eh)

i like;

being a complete pain slut (i reckon i win this now? first degree burns!poor breast), nuns, poking people, my chemical romance (i saw them live and have been addicted ever since), annoying people alot, cutting, latex, cutting, obsession, Marilyn Monroe films, breath play, Dita Von Teese, porn, Marilyn Manson, face fucking, sexy girls, emo boys, cake but not chocolate cake, baking cakes, swearing, holidays - doesnt matter where, being looked after, filthy stories, knives, biting, being your slut, wanking, sweeties, age play, Sid James, schoolgirl play, hot wild sex, kinkyinleeds, ill add more to this list...

i dont like;

SSC

"this girl", Sometimes feeling all alone while in a room full of people, kids and people who have them who only talk about them, bitchy girls who bitch about me, pretentious people, people who dont care how they look, noise, tutu's unless you're a ballet dancer, that wooly hair stuff people have - freaks me the fuck out tbh, silly capital letters I/i whatever bollocks, people who make assumptions, people who take it all too seriously, people who are ugly inside, television-i dont watch it so dont bother asking me if i saw *insert*, people who moan all the time on the forum - whiney bastards get a life, ill probably update this list of annoyances too...i do think it may just be "people" tho...

my most important hate is "models"... if you have never been paid for a shoot, and have never worked with a proper photographer (as opposed to a bloke who owns a nikon bought from argos) you are sadly not a model...i dont care how many pictures you have had taken by said gwc's you still aint a model....sorry...i dont mean to offend, honest

i want...

a brand, more tattoos, one of those microdermal things, actually fuck it i want loads of the micro dermal things they are hot!

if in doubt memo me, worst case scenario ill tell you to fuck off

j xx

ps, if i have sent you a random memo it usually means i want to fuck you, dont be offended...im really quite nice

pps, if you got this far and still didnt either love or hate me, are you sure you should have read all the way down, you will never get that time back you know...

ppps, This will happen to you if you are naughty...you have been warned

pppps, if you got to here and still didnt get it i am with someone amazing who you could never live up to, and therefore looking for FRIENDS (or a nice - not fucked in the head - girl to play with...

AOL/AIM ID:i dont do chat   MSN ID:i dont do chat   Eye colour: Blue   Hair colour: Blonde   Height: 5ft 6in   Weight: 8st   BMI: 17.9  

This profile was last updated on 24 Feb 10, 10:10 AM.

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