amazingly beautiful (!) 32...i mean 24 year old, mostly sub female switch (yay i made a decision, or did i?)

only looking for friends as i am happy with my life right now (does this need clarification?) ok it does need clarification; i am not looking for-a Dom, a sub, a switch, an occasional play partner, a sugar daddie (ok im lying on that one...), or anything else that is not JUST friends! i wont be "changing" this if i "find someone" like you...you are *not* the one i promise, i know who it is and it aint you so, clarification over...more needed?

ooooOOOOooo with the exception of a nice *young* girlie plaything...which i always have time for

i like;

being a complete pain slut, nuns, poking people, annoying people alot, mmm latex , cutting, Marilyn Monroe films, breath play, Dita Von Teese, porn, Marilyn Manson, sexy girls, emo boys, cake but not chocolate cake, swearing, holidays - doesnt matter where, being looked after, filthy stories, being your slut, wanking, sweeties, age play, Sid James, schoolgirl play, yum , hot wild sex, ill add more to this list...

i dont like;

kids and people who have them who only talk about them, bitchy girls who bitch about me, people who dont care how they look, noise, tutu's unless you're a ballet dancer, that wooly hair stuff people have - freaks me the fuck out tbh, silly capital letters I/i whatever bollocks, people who make assumptions, people who suggest who i should be with - its *my* choice!, people who are ugly inside, television-i dont watch it so dont bother asking me if i saw *insert*, people who moan all the time on the forum - whiney bastards get a life, ill probably update this list of annoyances too...

wondering if you could ever actually say what you think on these forums without being stoned out of town???

if in doubt memo me, worst case scenario ill tell you to fuck off

j xx