Horny Pie

IC Name: janusxuk Joined: 19 Jan 2005 Last visit: 3 days ago Sex/gender: Male Location: Hemel Hempstead, UK Age: 43

Muhammad Ali floated like a butterfly and stung like a bee. I sing like a tomcat and float like a brick. How would you describe yourself?

Given that these days most people expect the opposite of what you post here I will describe myself as the complete opposite of the spitting image of the Troll in Harry Potter, but only 3 foot tall and twice as thick. My soon to be ex mother-in-law thinks I'm a shifty, no good, lazy git whose eyes are too close together. Mind you, she's no oil painting herself, oil tanker maybe. (no children, that's not rhyming slang)

At least now you know what to expect. I can't post a photo as my agent is still trying to untangle my image rights from the boy band I was in. I think the full title of the band should have been "Boy that's an awful band". The pic above is my ugly sister, who still owes me for the teddy bear she stole off me when I was 3.

I can usually be found at the Watford Munch that I co host or doing things Paul Dacre wouldn't like to @ComfortablyNumb in a variety of clubs, country parks, car parks, cinemas, dark alleys and department store escalators. Our relationship is extremely complicated but you can use her if you can pony up the ante (currently 86p and some pocket fluff)

Yahoo messenger:ask   Eye colour: Hazel   Hair colour: Brown   Height: 6ft 2in   Weight: 15st 6lb   BMI: 27.5  

This profile was last updated on 29 Feb 12, 6:45 AM.

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