Although my smile is more of a pout smile, as I like to keep a little mystery.

I would consider myself very loyal to people I feel a bond with, or I see the same traits in as myself. I have a certain affinity with sentimental people, there are many layers to be peeled away from myself, which can be somewhat annoying, and somewhat enjoyable. But like an onion, when you get to the last layer, you're eyes will be tearing, as you've got to the last layer, stolen my heart, which was ultimately rewarding... awwww... pass me the bucket :P

Oh and by the way, I may point out, peeling away the layers would be less stinky than an onion, I smell rather fresh~!

I have very little baggage, in fact I don't have a suitcase (I have to keep borrowing my nans), I'm fairly well educated, have a good head on my shoulders, and could be considered a warm hearted softy. Where getting lost in surroundings and getting caught up in moments, is things I look for in life the most.

Life is full of little treasures, and here are some I enjoy the most...

Food Meringues on there own. Thai meals. Italian meals. Milky Bars Picnic Monster Munch Wispa Sticky Rice Those Ice Creams with the bubblegum in the bottom Croissants

Drink Mojitos Dr Pepper Orange Juice Blackcurrant, Lemonade and Southern Comfort Cherry Sourz and Lemonade Red wine, Cherry Sourz and coca cola

Sensations Water on the back of my neck Baby oil being rubbed into my skin... or yours? Feminine Curves Collar bones Seeing Thigh high stockings and suspenders Long nails Garter Belts Sexy times~! Pin Wheels And now after I've built up some sort of hotness (I hope), I'll now spoil it... Making man made bubbles in the bath~!

Film/TV Lost Heroes To Sir with Love Band of Brothers Goodfellas Dirty Dancing (The film, I don't dance, I move!) Grease Phoenix Nights Band of Brothers I'm Alan Partridge Howard Stern Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Platoon Good Will Hunting Kes The Departed

Music My tastes are all over the place when it comes to music. The Verve Oasis Manic Street Preachers House Music DMX The Notorious BIG Regina Spektor Hot Chip Neyo Kings of Leon Cooper Temple Clause And loads of others.

other fun things Burlesque Cabaret Musicals Sam Kinison Lisa Lampinelli Being easy going Soppy love songs Drawing/Art Cinema Posh Meals Old Photographs

If you don't like watching Jeremy Kyle, I'm more likely to bond with you I think

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The most intimate of areas, smothered in hot toffee sauce...

Nipples drizzled with ice cold cream...

A freshly picked cherry, nestling in an innocent belly button...

Soft buttocks tenderised with freshly manicured nails...

This isn't any old food... this is hulmey food...

Now, imagine me saying that in my Welsh accent, turns your stomach doesn't it!

I don't like talking about myself much.... honest! :D

I'd love to hear from anyone who has taken a liking to me, by reading my ramblings, care to join me? The carriage is a bit rickety, and one of the horses has a gammy leg, but hey, we'll help the ozone layer.