IC Name: fuzzyducks Joined: 22 May 2005 Last visit: 329 days ago Sex/gender: Female Location: glasgow, UK Age: 28

Anatidaephobia: The fear that somehow, somewhere, a duck is watching you.

Currently dating the Pirate

Happily enough for you lucky ladies we're looking for a nice/non mentalist/cute sub for a good beating/licking/fucking opportunity.

We're not looking for a permanent third, just a bit of fun. If that's what you fancy then send us a message and we'll get back to you.

Also found lurking on bondage.com

I'm a submissive with a bit of a sarcastic streak at times but i'm assured that underneath it all i'm a very nice person. (it must be true, the voices in my head told me so)...

*Things I currently like* rubber ducks, firefly, purple, marshmallows, books, decent films, red dwarf, irish or australian accents, pink hair, playing piano, art (although i'm not a good artist!), avc, meeting new people, drunken dancing (aka making a tit of myself), banter/piss-taking, stetsons, shoes, singing, thunderstorms, smiling, climbing, long hair, music, amusing hng mail, learning new stuff, facial hair (on guys), pubs/clubs, tex mex food, smileys, laughing, playing guitar, dogs,

*Things i currently dislike* poorly written requests to 'domin8 u', sharks, facial hair (on girls), harlequin type romance books, geese,clowns, football, irn bru, lies, hangovers, treadmills, neds, job hunting, fragile egos, cyber sex, moths,

Oh and i feel i must warn you all that i'm planning on taking over the world (i have evil, evil plans and everything), so i'm probably not a 'true' sub Currently accepting applications for minions, an army of ninja merekats would be a bonus (i already have the ducks)

Eye colour: blue   Hair colour: pink   Height: 5ft 5in  

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