Fuhgeddaboudit

IC Name: fuhgeddaboudit Joined: 15 Sep 2010 Last visit: 17 hours ago Sex/gender: Male Location: W (West London), UK Age: 43

Time for a re-write since I've recently noticed lots of profiles reading like my own.

For the purposes of IC, I identify as a submissive and a male (when I last took a look!). So put those two words in the same sentence and it's the PR equivalent of "doing a Ratner" - when Gerald Ratner stated the sherry decanters his company sold were crap and an M&S prawn sandwich would last longer than some of their earrings.

To state the bleeding obvious, there is clearly an image perception problem with the group known as “male subs”.

If we were cars we would be Ladas rather than Mercedes. There also is a supply/demand problem and a lack of quality control. In fact that is worse than a Lada, now we're talking Morris Marina or Austin Allegro (British Leyland in the 1970's for those too young to remember or those too old to remember!!)

So how can that image improve?? Hmmmm…Don't know and I don't care….if I really wanted to know I would work in PR or ask Max Clifford.

It could be worse image wise - imagine being a banker?? How about a male sub banker???

So pretending I know nothing about D/s and BDSM (after reading this you may decide I actually do know nothing) I thought the best way to describe myself is to use the adjectives ICers regularly post on the boards and weblogs when referring to male subs.

So, with a slightly irreverent (my tongue placed firmly in cheek) or you may feel "irrelevant" look at the situation...

I therefore, must be some or all of the following:

Lazy

Selfish

Kinky (not a twue sub)

Dependent (lazy/stupid)

Deaf

Slow to learn

Not practical/handy

Crap in bed

Not service orientated

A pussy/wimp

Not a proper man

Two a penny

Illiterate or blind (due to inability to read)

Desperate (for what exactly? If any bloke is just looking to bone, there are easier ways to meet women surely)

Liar

Dishonest

Unreliable

Fantasist

Fake

Porn addict – plus probable RSI injury to wrist(s)

Rude

Impatient

Inconsiderate

Incoherent

Inarticulate

Incompetent

....enuff of the "in" s for now....

So, there you have it. I'm sure I've missed some off but I'm working from memory and the list is long.

Amazing by linking just two words “male” and “submissive” together we get the opportunity to whip out the thesaurus to describe the end result. Of course I could sit here and write the reasons I'm not those things but since talk is cheap, you'll probably not believe me, so why should I bother.

However, if you're still reading this far and you're curious, bored or fancy proving a point you could always memo me, meet me and then decide for yourself.

Eye colour: Brown   Hair colour: Brown   Height: 5ft 7in   Weight: 10st 11lb   BMI: 23.5  

This profile was last updated on 17 May 12, 10:48 PM.

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