The secret is to get to know me

First things first. I don't do labels (ya know sub/dom/switch/doormat) or(naughty/bad/good/twue). I have little time for those who wish to put in pigeon holes (that is unless I'm tied up and then its just fun ).

I do what I do because it's fun/intense/bloody hot and would hope those I am interacting with feel the same. The bottom line is I get my kicks from it and as long as whoever I am with is having fun I don't need to 'understand' it or for it to be 'marry me and have 2.4 children' deep.

• Yes I'm a masochist.
• Yes I can bottom and yes I usually am a brat!
• I'm cheeky so bite me...

(I would define the term brat but thats a whole other debate. For the time being lets stick with cheeky pain in the arse everyone loves. That and incorrigible)

I'm a trustwhore so anyone wanting submission out of me better have patience by the bucket load. They are in for a long wait (Though I have been told it's worthwhile apparently)

I'm happy the way I am and I don't need to be 'changed', 'fixed' or 'cured'

Sorry folks i'm not a robot who needs to be programmed

I'm messy, I'm complicated but I'm a big bundle of fun

Feel free to contact me regards Treason either here or through treason@ymail.com

Anyhow on to the fun...

frelly fahrbot shamelessly minxy boob whore

• Woman
• Mostly human
• Sane? What's sane?
• Stings like a butterfly, looks like a bee
• Misbehaves a lot!(Rules are much more fun bent sideways)
• (Ethical) slut
• Likes chocolate and cake and all things sweet ( I am a total e-number whore)
• Does Not have an evil clone...Not anymore anyhow

Lisaisaweirdo Ltd cannot be held responsible for any damage this profile may cause including sudden urges to;

1) Bow down and worship my sci-fi godliness

2) Buy me lots of chocolate and/or sweets

3) Convert you to the brat/I mean dark side