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IC Name: electric_fairie Joined: 27 Dec 2006 Last visit: 4 hours ago Sex/gender: Female Location: London, UK Age: 26

FAQ

So, like, are you taken? Nope. I'm a single lady once more, although my wonderful rope-master will always have a very, very special place in my heart.

Awesome! So does that mean you'll be my slave/sub/fuck-slut/domme/mummy if I send you incessant memos then?! Dude, I've just come out of a 5 year relationship! Give me a break!

Oh, right. Ok. Like, will you still ever do stuff with other people though, like? I am partial to seeking out kinky adrenaline kicks and other naughty things to giggle about when I'm incarcerated in an old people's home (and/or mental institution). I'm gathering a stock of filthy experiences to loudly regale to the other residents, to ensure my pacification dosage is increased throughout later life.

And what filthy experiences might these be? I like sticking needles in myself (for art, not drugs!) being tied up, being tied down, swinging from the rafters of the local torture garden with not many clothes on, big scary knives, pretending I'm a kitten, playing date rape, playing normal rape, jumping around brandishing a strap-on and scaring other people with it, playing doctors and nurses, spanking, flogging, being totally mindfucked and generally being a naughty little girl who needs to be taught how to behave. Basically, if I'm not supposed to be doing it, it's pretty likely to turn me on!

Jesus! Is there anything you don't like?! Erm… poo, sick, cattle prods, and people who lie to me about how long they're going to scar my body for.

Do you switch too? Hell yeah! I'm a far more confident domme than when I first joined here. I can't decide which is more fun. So I do both. I've recently developed a bit of a thing for scaring the shit out of boys and telling them all the stuff you're really not supposed to say to other human beings.

Can you say something for me to wank over please? I was dominated by a strawberry last weekend. A strawberry with a strap-on. Awesome.

Uh, Thanks. So…. Is your ass really indestructible? Yes. It also has its own theme tune that starts playing every time I get it out.

Ah, but why do we still have a problem with the ozone layer then? They aren't paying me enough. It only comes out on very special occasions. Like Armageddon. And Subversion.

Do you really look like you do in your photographs? No, i'm secretly a wrinkly old lady who laboriously photoshops all her pictures to perfection in order to lure in unsuspecting gentlemen for dirty sex.

Why haven't you replied to my memo? Because a) I'm a massive bitch and b) I hate you.

Why do people call you Panda? It's a very traumatic story. If I meet you one day, maybe I'll tell you.

I want you to serve me! Good for you.

Oh. Er... Would you like to serve me? And my wife! And maybe some of our friends? We'll make you get naked! *puts gun to temple*

I'm like, totally subby and I just want to serve you and shit. Is there any way I can make this happen? My dears, as it happens my eternal happiness can be easily achieved in one cheap and simple transaction! Please enquire within for a list of ponies I haven't got yet off ebay, and my eternal gratitude could soon be yours.

What's with all the My Little Ponies? I like them. A lot. There's something sickeningly wonderful about their happy little caring, sharing faces. My room is full of them. Anyone who can still get a hard-on in my bedroom has a lot to answer for.

You're a bit weird, aren't you? We're all weird. That's why we're on this site, genius.

Yeah, but you're making me quite uncomfortable… I get that a lot.

Um, can you stop touching me there? …Oh! Sorry.

WARNING: Reportedly, I'm what's known as a 'common brat'.

DISCLAIMER: I really do have a crappy memory. I am quite capable of chatting to you all night and then not remembering who you are... "terribly sorry!" to plethora of poor souls at various fet clubs I've done that too. Same goes for memos too... especially if you've got a large black strip over most of your identifying features?! (Yeah, you! Man with black strip!). It's not my fault!

You've spelt 'fairie' wrong. It's actually spelt 'F.. A..' …Sod off.

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Eye colour: Blue   Hair colour: Blonde   Height: 5ft 4in   Weight: 7st 6lb   BMI: 17.7  

This profile was last updated on 26 Oct 11, 7:01 PM.

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