Why "cynical bastard"??

Fed-up with insincere people, people with an agenda, people who pretend and people who think 'you're doing fine, I want some of that for myself!' and bastard that's my middle name

Rant Over

Couple, early sixties with much younger outlook. Both been on edge of scene most of our lives. Don't go to muches & clubs. She has lifelong interest in Lingerie/Fetish wear (rag trade) He has lifelong interest in Corsetry, realises he should have been a Corsetiere! Interested in extreem corsetting, waist traing, figure control, body moulding corsets and corsets used as a punishment. Most favoured corset; 2 or 4 inch 'Pipe Stem' corset, available at "C&S Constructions"

ADD Title: Wanted: Female submissive, Fetish clothes horse (shaved)

We are seeking an exhibitionist who will dress to our instructions. Would like to see her dressed in: Crotch High Boots, (4 - 5 inch heels or Ballet Boots), waist training corset (at least 6 - 8 inch waist reduction), Shelf Bra (or bound breasts), Neck Corset, shoulder length gloves (latex or leather). Also have a deep interest in Gags/Masks/Hoods & mild breath control. Major interest in body piercings and have a preference for multiple piercings in Labia, Ten plus piercings preferred. Like established piercings that have been stretched to 5mm plus. Adding weights would be FUN!! as are Chastity padlocks. Have a fascination with how big is a BIG object that can be inserted into the vagina. Like huge dildos and inflatable dildos. Would only consider anal insertions if the lady is exceptionaly clean (inside). We are NOT interested in anal sex! Bondage and light SM to follow, please remember that if you ticked the 'interest box - caning' the cane has to make a swooshing noise to work properly! We would also like to meet a genuine female rubberist who likes to dress in a catsuit, hood, mask, corset, boots and gloves, (mild breath control optional).

We would like to hear from sumissive females who practice 'self-bondage' on a regular basis. Also, would like to hear from sub females of their experiences when leaving the house (either to go to 'fetish events' or in 'vanilla life') dressed in fetish attire, wearing rope harness, being plugged, having electric plugs switched on OR wearing a metal chastity belt under their 'nilla clothes!!

The interests listed on this profile are purely interests, do not read them and think that we are into the extremes of all of them, write and ask/discus a particular 'interest' to se what our interpretation is of that subject and to see if 'our ideas' or our version of that interest coincide.

Now the hard limits:

Female submissives only. Anyone who is alcohol/drug dependent are NOT required, as are 'self harmers' and the emotionaly disturbed! We are looking for a female who is happy with her life and her interests. We are non smokers. (reformed smokers - the worst kind!). Would prefer to meet females who are Height & Weight proportional.

We do not use or understand 'Text Speak'

Never mind Glass Half full or half empty?? Cynical Quote "Everybody brings joy into your life. Some when they enter and some when they LEAVE !!"

A man is mature: when his brain migrates from the end of his dick to where it is supposed to be. Behind his eyes and between his ears!!!

Available daytimes & evenings.

PLEASE NOTE: Not currently in Lincs, we will be relocating just a soon as circumstances allow us to

Eye colour: Blue   Hair colour: Black grey   Height: 5ft 11in  

This profile was last updated on 12 May 12, 2:57 PM.

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