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IC : Profiles : bohnanza
The social skills of House, the caring and compassionate nature of Pol Pot, add to this the sophistication and élan of Wayne Slob and we have a winning combination.
"A bit of a sad anorak, but mind like a steel trap."
At least so says GekkoLick, but what does she know?
"When I read bohnanzas posts I have an image of Frazer out of Dads army" - exclaims CookieMonster.
"Not nearly as old as I expected" - touch_of_taboo
"prat + judge and jury of all IC" - says MasterDreams.
"a demon teddy bear" - opines RosieLady.
"Fountain of knowledge" and "he seems to be everywhere" - mroberts
"Not wonderful" - tongueincheek
OK - the rest of IC, not much money changed hands in the making of this profile.
And you should hear what the Aberdeenshire munch calls me.
I like to tie people up, I also like doing sensation play. I go to most of the clubs in Scotland and the North of England, but will always be at Nightshade in Edinburgh. Also often at munches. A good way to meet people and enter the scene in a non threatening way.
If you want to get together for bondage, I do the intricate stuff, or sensation play, let me know and we can arrange something at a club or elsewhere.
Tact and diplomacy are not in my vocabulary, neither is sympathy. If you want sympathy phone the Samaritans on the other hand if you want to kill yourself just remember "along the vein not across it".
My Room 101 Thanks to GazUK1963 for the idea.
Foglights. If you put your foglights on when the visibility is more than 100m you are a total wanker. Were I a cop it would be a bullet in the back of the head. At the moment all I can do is give them full beam and annoy them too.
Chewing gum. If you want to do a cow impersonation eat some grass, at least it degrades nicely and quickly when you put it under tables or onto floors. You just look like a brainless ruminant, not an appealing sight.
Sniffers. Blow or pick your nose, stop assailing the rest of us every thirty seconds or so. The really annoying thing is the waiting for the next sniff to come, which it surely will.
My Network
I have met everyone on my network, some for a bit longer than others. I will approve whatever comment someone makes about me. It is their comment about me, not what I want them to say about me. I do not remove people from it.
Boring stuff, skip over this to the interests
Every now and then someone asks about the statistics of people within BDSM. People answer based on personal experience, which isn't statistics it is subjective observation.
A couple of years ago I had a bet with someone about whether he was the only person in the UK on bondage.com who had a birthday on a specific date. I wrote a program to win this bet, I did and I am still waiting for my meal. I expanded the program to give me a breakdown of everyone in the UK on bondage.com subdivided by age, gender, sexuality and BDSM orientation. The 8000 profiles gives a good breakdown of BDSM people who create profiles. It tells you nothing about those who get out the house.
The results can be found here:
Sexuality.
Top bottom by age and gender.
Switches by age and gender.
(Please read the cautions on
About Personal Ads before responding to
an advert. In particular, "Flat 51, 17 Holywell Hill, St Albans,
AL1 1DT" is a mailbox address used by a persistant
scam artist.)
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