Relaxation

IC Name: Vet_For_The_Insane Joined: 13 Mar 2007 Last visit: 47 days ago Sex/gender: Male Location: Midlands, UK Age: 44

Something I wrote that may help you

I have a really good supply of soft and comfy kneepads and back support rests. Any dom needs em these days coz most subs have previously fallen on the first go round for some fuckwit who's obsessed with getting bowed at and knelt before.

A bit of a revamp. IC isn't bad. At least it saves us all 30 quid a month instead of using other sites. So what should I spend the money I've saved on? Plastic surgery? A wife or g/f so I can be like most of the other guys on here? Hypnosis so I can acclimatize to the online world such that I send emails saying "just look at the length of my cock" or "so what you into" or "i've had a personality bypass and find it difficult talking to women without mentioning my vast, world renowned libido and how I turn water into wine, loaves into fishes......." (cue sound of snoozing).

Wouldn't you just lllloooovvvveeeee to see them try that on random women in Tesco! And then YOU get to decide Security's retribution??

Does this count as the rambling stage of a profile now?

Oh and before I list my likes and dislikes (which upon re-checking I admit sound oh so serious), I don't look my age or like the back of a bus (which will, for the bus spotters amongst you leave any budding relationships stone dead at the pass). I am single and will send a photo if anything about the profile grabs you enough to think.....yeah he gets it and he could be interesting and funny. Don't assume that I get loads of emails so wouldn't reply. In truth, like most doms (tho they might not admit it lol) I rarely get anything.

I Like :

• Deviance. A small word but those who “understand” know its significance.

• People with a sense of humour, the more left of centre the better.

• Anyone with a deviant mind, be they dom, domme, switch or sub. Single or couple.

• Those who do see the wood for the trees. Those who don't get entranced by the same old horseshit and see (and pursue) the real thing amidst a sea of mediocrity.

• 2-way discussions on all things d/s

• People who don't feel a need to actually say they are intelligent or wealthy. If you have to do that, there's something wrong.

• "There once was a young vampire called mabel, whose periods were exceedingly stable. So once every month she'd go out to lunch and drink herself under the table!" (just testing if you were still concentrating!)

• Books with a preponderance for deviance or left of centre subjects eg Natsuo Kirino, Easton Ellis etc.

• 24, Prison Break, Wire In The Blood, Nip Tuck.

• A very, very wide spectrum of music from extremely strange to very pop. No stereotypes because there's good and bad in all music genres.

I Dislike :

• Closed minded people and dishonesty in any form. Be yourself and be comfortable with it !!!!!!!!!!

And if your tv isn't working here's some things to enjoy (updated 11/01/10):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hX_pxkz3Rco&featu... - if you've wondered where my various id names have come from, they're tracks by this band - used to hitch round the country to all their gigs in the late 80's - clocked up 65 in total - many good memories).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1w7a3QxuH74&featu... - no vid but I LOVE this track.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fw6iTp322Tc&featu...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoU0Y8LQ0kw (long ago before they became shit)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YfF6QC5z5g&featu... - no vid on this one but another great song.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=i4LLU7QUBPM

http://youtube.com/watch?v=-uye4NGom-A - gorgeous song and video.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=4nlXq9o_U24 - from the same writer as http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bi-I5n0TV_8&featu....

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=NCMm1mJ3DRs - no explanation needed.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=4LzkA9b2foQ

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=rp9B9Gm6_dc - one of the nicest people one could wish to meet.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=wmYh_xZGWak - live version from an astonishing solo album.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=D2dWouBMNTE&featur... - for those who think industrial ends with rammstein.

Eye colour: Brown   Hair colour: Brown   Height: 5ft 6in   Weight: 11st 7lb   BMI: 25.8  

This profile was last updated on 11 Jan 10, 11:01 PM.

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