Hello there, firstly I am currently involved in this ecard site, I do the drawing. The cards are kinky and free, so please use them and send feedback if you have any!:D.Spankypuppy cards

Also if you like the cards could you post a link on your profile, I will also take card requests so if you want something drawn that is not hugely bizarre I might draw it. *Grins*

Is there anything that can be written in here that doesn't sound like complete arse? Supposedly I am young, intelligent and another promising adjective. I am also somewhat cynical, I have a need to kill people who ask questions without using a question mark. On the other side of things I am somewhat affectionate, somewhat calculating. I am switch though mostly dominant. Yes I know, people have a fear of switches, mostly OCD sufferers who feel the need to turn them on and off 5 times or else their family will die. Oooh that would be interesting if it applied to switches in the kink sense. As you can see I've a strange sense of humour. What am I looking for? Answers on a postcard.

I know my profile is not choc full of information, if you want to know...ask, but do the clever thing where you make it sound like actual conversation rather than an interview.

Although there is no photo don't let it put you off, I do actually have photos of me and shockingly I'm not horrid looking or a man. *if* you do ask for a photo there will be no nudity, there is plenty of porn on the net. Also if you don't have enough imagination to guess what I'd look like naked from a normal photo, then we shouldn't be talking.

If you message me I may well reply with some pithy comment or nonsensical rambling. Both are great. :D

To finish...a joke. Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? Because his wife is dead.

oh and just for something funny 200 bad comics