I don't really do labels, but I'm happily finding out more about myself as time goes on. Am currently exploring different events and meeting some very interesting new people, and generally having a wonderful time.

Not looking for long-term partners seeing as A has that dubious honour, but I'm always happy to make new friends. Female play partners are not out of the question, however...

About me...

I like to think I'm glamorous, but I just scrub up well.

Fiercely loyal, open-minded, reasonably intelligent, thoughtful, creative, optimistic and I'll cook anyone dinner. But I'm also a bit impatient, competitive and crabby if I don't get enough sleep. I can sometimes be found at Decadence and Nemesis (when it re-opens!), wearing a lot of black and seeing how much red lipstick I can cram onto my mush.

I love:

JG Ballard, Depeche Mode, Angela Carter, Truman Capote, high heels, David Cronenberg, porno wench Adahlia, scaring myself senseless whilst playing 'Silent Hill', little family-run Italian restaurants, sausage sandwiches, being from here, Philip Seymour Hoffman, scalpels, having my back scratched, Rob Dougan, Helmut Newton, sharks, Siamese cats (particularly my own), seamed and fishnet stockings, Robyn, really good lasagna, Massive Attack, Immodesty Blaize, 'Family Guy', trashy horror films, crunchy roast potatoes, Chloe Sevigny, costume jewellery, red lipstick, Harry Hill, foggy days, stormy nights, Bobby Vinton,Utah Saints and being perpetually overdressed.

I loathe:

Seafood, romantic comedies, Paris Hilton, uberdoms/subs and all types of competitive BDSM, hayfever, royal blue mascara, posh cheeses, Scarlett Johansson, being treated like a little girl in car garages, sensationalist journalism, ball gags, cheap jewellery making my skin green, celebrity culture and full-fat Coke.

Aural Sex

Currently finding something sinister about this.

Song of the moment - My favourite slow-burner, ever. Can I put my hands on you?

Song of Forever - ignore the trite Matrix video, this is my ultimate driving song.

Play me this, and I'll do anything you ask.

Say what you want, I still love this woman.

I've never really wanted to either be Kurt Russell or dance to The Coasters, but there's a first time for everything.

My favourite piece of music of all time.