Answers to Frequently Asked Questions:

1.I'm not looking for any more subs.

2.I'm not looking for any more subs.

3.I'm not looking for any more subs.

4. No, I do not have a webcam which means I am unable to watch you shove a cucumber up your arse (thank God for that). It's not clever and it's not funny. Ok, it is quite clever and probably hilarious but I'm not interested.

5. Mr. Nigeria, thank so much for your kind offer but I fear it may be a physical impossibility.

6. No I do not want to be yours (or anybody's) slave. It simply would not work because I am a lazy trollop.

7. Yes I do love presents of posh chocolate, silk stockings and gorgeous corsets. Nobody has asked me that yet but if you want to be the first, kindly send all parcels to: The Toza Scarlet Institute of Delightful Sluttery, Kink Street, Oop North.

Doms/switches: There are a couple of paragraphs for you to read, near the bottom of the page, last few paragraphs, off you go ...

Vanilla interests:

Can sometimes be dragged out for a walk, sulking and scuffing my feet. As long as there are no hills to climb and a cake shop at the end of the trail I'm happy. I love riding my bike along the canals ('cos they're flat), cooking and eating, reading (big Bryson fan),travel and film, especially British and Italian cinema.

Scene:

I run the Manchester Midweek Munch which is full of great people - a mix of regulars and newcomers. I've met some wonderful people on the scene and am always happy to make more friends, especially in the East Lancs area. Favourite club is Lash. I love it, even though there is nothing to eat there. I also enjoy Afterlife in Preston, for its relaxed, unpretentious atmosphere and friendly people.

Pervy Stuff:

As for BDSM interests, well it's all jolly good fun, isn't it? I'm very fond of my thin, swishy cane. The precision of aiming for exactly the right spot, where it will have maximum impact, is a challenge, rewarded by being able to see how intense the sensation (ok, the pain!) is.

In particular, I love interrogation scenes. Love 'em, love 'em. The combination of playfulness and power, finding the achilles heel, the pivot point that makes 'em crack is just great. I'm rather fond of taking prisoners too. Tied up gagged and blindfolded, ready to be humiliated.

I enjoy sensual play; restraint, teasing, using blindfolds, ice, fingernails and other sharp pointy things. I get a lot out of knife play. When a blind-folded submssive puts his trust in me as I hold a knife to his flesh, the feeling of power is quite intoxicating. This act of trust is deeply appreciated and respected.

I'm not a total sadist though (although some would take issue with this claim). BDSM does not have to hurt. For me, it's crucial to remember that it is play, we are both there to feel good, to explore and I never lose my sense of humour.

Doms/Switches, read here:

I do switch sometimes but tend to top from the bottom, being a bit of a bossy madam. Very particular about who I'll bottom to, have to know and trust them very well. As a result, it hardly ever happens. I would not be of interest to most Doms as the idea of being trained, mentally controlled or punished is most unappealing. I've never shown much enthusiasm for obedience or following orders and see no reason to start now. Not a big fan of CP, either (I can only dish it out, you see). However .....

Naughty(ish)

....My submissive side manifests itself as a desire for kinky, rough sex with lots of delicious hair pulling, biting and general bad behaviour (mine), with a brawny, hairy man who's a nice guy really, just pretending to be bad. Mental ramblings along a landscape involving caves, fires, piles of animal skins and blokes in leather is a favourite way to pass a train journey. Had to stop this though after enthusiastically sinking my teeth into a panic-stricken guard on the Euston-Manchester train. Luckily I came to my senses and we both saw the funny side. My, how we both laughed.

Relationships

Anyway, where was I? Oh yes, relationsips. I'm not aversed to the idea of a long term relationship but not going out of my way to look either. Kinda had in mind someone Dommish who will happily switch without making a fuss. Funny and intelligent without being up your own arse. Imaginative, adventurous, honest, trustworthy.

Cyril and other sticky bits

You would not run screaming out of the room at the sight or mention of menstrual blood nor burst into tears at the sight of condoms. Neither would you give your penis a name. What's that all about, eh? There are few things worse than a man waving his todger hopefully around in the air, saying, "Cyril wants to play". Apologies to anyone called Cyril who may be reading this, it's just an example. I have met penises called Andrew, Moira and Dennis, to name but a few, I'm not deliberately picking on Cyrils.

Additionally, you most definitely would not refer to it (your penis, that is) as 'he'. This is a most nauseating habit and a huge turn off, punishable by instant castration, no excuses. Enthusiastic snoring is also an absolute no-no but you would not be castrated, just kicked out to spend the night in the kitchen. Occasional loud farts (mine especially) are permissible due to their entertainment value and I am not afraid to compete ruthlessly on this score.

The serious bit

The size of your bank account, the poshness of your house or the shininess of your car will not impress me if you do not possess the core values of honesty, loyalty, compassion and the ability to share love. We humans are, after all, primates and are designed to live in groups. It doesn't work if we nick each other's bananas and push each other out of trees. I appreciate anyone who will share their favourite branch with me and I will happily invite any fellow creatures to leap onto my branch in their hour of need or just so we can admire the view together.

Relationships

I'm honest and trustworthy in relationships, believing that if someone shows love towards me then they deserve the very best treatment in return. I don't hide my feelings very often and make every effort to communicate directly and without blame if something needs sorting out. Not always easy and sometimes we all get it wrong but it's important to try.

I like warmth and affection and believe many hugs every day are essential. My humour can be somewhat off the wall at times, which some people don't get but that doesn't matter, I'm quite happy rocking back and forth, cackling at my own jokes while a room full of people gaze silently at the floor.

Well, that just about wraps it up for now. Time to go to bed and dream about nameless Cyrils. Thanks for reading my profile and warmest wishes to you.

Toza XX