Who do what you don't dare do?

IC Name: Tied_Teased Joined: 24 Mar 2008 Last visit: 17 hours ago Sex/gender: Male Location: SE (South East London), UK Age: 34

There has been a profile here before. A dry run, if you will. Very dry in fact despite a large number of visits to my profile. Lies. IC is lying.

Hard-sell is the main point of this but you will see through it all. Look at my height for instance...that is a deal breaker for the masses. No photo either so another nail in. My job wants privacy. I want to expose it but common sense prevails. There are bad people on the interwww after all so this profile is anti-photo. You can have polaroids galore if you inundate me with junk mail and trick me. People don't run screaming when they see me. Some have even doffed their cap and claimed I look good. Not a massive endorsement but I will take all the compliments you have. Unless you want to hurl abuse. I can take that too. Probably prefer it actually.

Mostly I want you in control. If I list all the things I want here is it topping from below? Even if I say I want you to have control? Tricky conundrum. Quid pro quo perhaps...I have good things: my own flat which you can take over; good manners which you can abuse; smarter than Yogi Bear which you can undermine; can read and own books which you can...em...read I guess; I am happy to lavish money in posh restaurants and get tipsy which you can take advantage of.

As you can see there are no real talents and DIY, chauffeur etc are not things I have certificates for. Fast learner, though, particularly for a bossy boots who likes to glam it up and seduce me silly. Fetishes are listed here already so won't witter on. Have been road tested a little but think some training would not go amiss. Hard and demanding most likely the best. If you wear satin gloves then I will beg for all the training you have. Was that topping from under again? I like to think that letting you know my Kryptonite gives you power. I am not Superman before you ask. I would prefer Batman to any of them but am probably Robin actually. Not in a camp way but not really putting the bejeesus up the villains either.

If you are still reading this you should probably memo just to prove it. Goodness knows why you would still be here unless something tickles. There is less stream of consciousness in person should you want to kick sense into and out of me.

Eye colour: Hazel   Hair colour: Brown Grey   Height: 5ft 6in   Weight: 10st 6lb   BMI: 23.4  

This profile was last updated on 10 Dec 11, 10:50 PM.

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