Nature's Beauty

IC Name: The_Majickian Joined: 22 Mar 2003 Last visit: 2 days ago Sex/gender: Male Location: Chelsea, UK Age: 44 Website: http://gruffuddfin...

People often ask me how I describe myself. I often say I am me - which usually ends up with me being me with a black eye because it's not very helpful, but then it's the best I can do. I am not, after all, Hugh Bonneville, although I have been described as a sort of bargain basement Hugh Bonneville with added fur. Neither am I, as I was once (but, ahahaha, only once!) called, "the thinking man's Quentin Crisp"; I'm still trying to work out what that meant. And then I've been called an inveterate wanker: then again, you can't believe everything you read in the press.

So who is me, majickal me? Well, for one thing, I am a Switch - and I suppose I'm looking because it gets a bit tiring slapping my own arse.

So what is a Switch? It's not an electrical apparatus - although I do have a tendency to shock. Nor is it someone who can't make up their mind. At least I don't think so - or maybe it is. Anyway, whether or not I can make up my mind is neither here nor there, because I can.

And what I've made up my mind about is that a Switch gives the best of both worlds - someone who both knows how to give, and to take. It is someone who is both sensuous, stern and playfully submissive by turns.

A switch, in my universe, anyway, though ymmv, is basically about the person rather than the activity. Obviously, if someone gets their kicks on Route 66, complete with a hot rod and a bare bodkin, and doesn't do, say, Routes 69, 96 and 66969969 or whatever the 'phone number is for the local orgy, that's up to them and much happiness may it bring them. Neither am I incompatible with said Goddesses of whatever flavour, because switch means not all my peccadildoes need be used at the same time, or indeed at any time. You see, while I have a vast, cavernous, voracious and just plain hungry appetite for sensation, I don't think it's physically possible to do all those things that I have down as likes, loves, jollies and whatnots at the same time. Frankly typing, I am far too interested in everything to limit myself to a narrow band of likes, even for you, lammy-wammykins. Also, life's too short to worry about sampling everything everyone has to offer, and I don't really care for diminutive Vikings - excepting that they have really sensitive labia.

Something else it doesn't mean is being dangerously unpredictable. Whilst unpredictability can be fun, danger is not - and I prefer to keep it delicious...

Personally, if I can bear to corral some of my peccadildoes into a nutcase, I'm more of a sensualist than your actual common-all-garden whip-wielding froot-loop. Then again, I'm not a common-all-garden anything - I grow in the rarest of soils, rich in intellect and culture and free of artificial insecticide and bullshit. Of course, when there is enough room to swing a cat (the nine-tails, rather than nine-lives, variety), I have not been averse to that, and I have a leather belt with some nasty looking (but lovely natured) studs on - but I'd just as soon massage, my sensitive fingers barely touching your naked skin...(erm, ahem, coff, splutter, better stop now in case I get tolded off...)

But so much for switching. Obviously, there's more to life than hanging upside-down from a crystal chandelier. And so it is with me.

I am a bit of a renaissance-man. I write - currently writing a novel, but also editing a news journal and other things. I am a composer - with an Opera being scored and a penchant for writing and arranging Pagan choir music, folk music and the like who wouldn't be? And I'm an artist - the image you see is one of my paintings, although I have dabbled in sculpture as well, and acted as an agent for other artists.

I've already mentioned Pagan - and Paganism is a big part of my life. It is, you might say, my raison d'etre, although if I say that what I'm doing here is a part of that as well, you might get some sort of an idea of the relative dynamics of me. It stands to reason, then, that while I don't have a strict wish-list of things-I'd-like-to-do, if you aren't Pagan also then it's likely we'll not have much in common.

Incidentally, just so as you know, I don't do self portraits. Not any more; there's too much at stake - not that I'm ashamed of my attitudes, but there are some people who just wouldn't understand.

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