Current status... $ Severin is spending the week catching dead bodies after they've had their throats cut All in the name of performance art as well!!

Profile picture... This would be my profile picture, if it was allowed

Quotes... Ingrid : "I've tasted death! And it's a bit like chicken." Ingrid : "Can i have something to listen to other than fanny noise!" Mark Varley : "you slaaaaaag"

Current favourite picture... _____ _____

As well as my current nomme-de-plume... i am also known as (Saint) Severin, from the Latin 'Severinus', meaning 'that which is most pure'.

Some say... That he could bring out the Domme in a Cream Puff and that he seeps from beneath the quilt like the festering sores of a pustulent whore. But all we know is, he's called Saint Sev!

Saint Severin is... $.ridiculously kinky $.far too cheeky to be called a submissive ...naturally submissive in the right hands $.seamlessly contradictory ...a non-smoker ...a straight guy ...a 'bottom' always and for the right person, a submissive ...a rope slut ...a chain slut ...an aqua slut $.a camera slut (with people i know and trust) ...a Sensualist ...a Hedonist ...extremely open-minded ...very fond of bullet points (I'm a bit of a PowerPoint and Excel geek) $.is job hunting ...is one of Boris' Oyster Whores ...is also a Starbucks Whore (where i add a lot of cinnamon) ...is widely acknowledged as having helped Ingrid to halt the seven signs of ageing (what i like to call the "Landingham effect") ...has an above average number of testicles ...is oft maligned and frequently besmirched (and trust me, that can be messy) ...is the father of the modern day international phenomenon which is, Cheese Art ...has a Wii Fit age of 30 ...is looking for some new evil torments to try, new things to scare (scar) me and is keen to explore bondage and restraint more and to have his capabilities challenged. ...is widely considered to be "Humorously Mischievous and Lovably Forgiveable" (to the tune of I am the very model of a modern Major-General or if you prefer, this version (@ 1:00) ) ...should warn potential Dommes, that when hit, the only noise i make is a manly groan with an air of dignity! Any rumours of squeaks are entirely false and malicious, spread by my enemies in a feeble attempt to tarnish my impeccable reputation. ...contrary to popular belief, my mother was not a hamster, nor did my father smell of elderberries ...genuinely believes that the lyrics to any song can seamlessly be replaced by "Up yer bum" ...also contrary to popular rumour, sev does NOT do puppy-play. And i'll snap at the ankles of anyone who says otherwise (unless they bring cake, in which case prepare to be nuzzled, endearingly - with the odd dribble)

Planning to be at... - So if you do happen to see me somewhere, then come and say 'hi' or something deliciously dirty, rude or cruel

Looking for... Dom/mes who'd like to photograph a male sub, as being posed and photographed is something i enjoy. Ladies or Couples to play with. Always eager to try new, devious and evil tortures. Ladies who are maybe new to Domming and wish to experiment. I find I take rather well to being used in an experimental or educational setting. Ladies who like to play with rope or chains (although i should warn you, it tends to bring out the inner slut within me). Someone who appreciates the order and symmetry of bullet points. Not looking for a relationship partner (though i'm easily led for a nice bit of cake). People who like to mix the sensual with the painful. $ If you happen to sound and look like Mary-Louise Parker (or indeed if you are Mary-Louise Parker), that's ok too.

As for play... i'm fortunate in that i have a number of lovely friends who play with me and of course, being a greedy slut, i'm happy to entertain more. i sometimes play with Ingrid with whom i'm in an open relationship, but i'm not her sub and we're both free to see and play with other people, either independently or together. My friends are taking me on a fantastic adventure and opening my mind to things that i never knew that i liked. They have found buttons to press that I didn't know i had and i'm loving the scary, exciting, dangerous places that they are taking me to. i've had a lot of fun being used as a demo bunny for budding Dom/mes and i occasionally model for photographers and always enjoy it. i'm not interested in clubs where the emphasis is on dressing up or music, just good play space and equipment (and plenty of rope)! i prefer to play with people who are not emotionally detached. if you are going to put me through a heavy scene where i'm going to go through pain and pleasure and run the gauntlet of emotions that that can induce, i need someone that can be there for me afterwards as well – with comfort, hugs, reassurance and cake. i should mention that i have 'a thing' for being bound and suspended in rope. i actually react quite badly to cigarette smells, and for this reason i try and stay clear of cigarettes and cigarette breath.

Cinnamon Tart... Cinnamon_Tart claims to be virginal and angelic. Certainly this would suggest otherwise. Take part in our poll to have your say.

To silence Severin... If you think that Saint Sev has far too much to say, you can simply vote here !!

Mrs Smith... My temporary profile, listing the threads honouring Mrs Smith, can be found here.

I like this poem... Offering by Feyyaz Fergar Deal me not into your heart, If i come to you with greedy gifts, But accept the simplicity of my hands, I use them to witness The singing rebirth of my eyes

Sev Art... X