| Fuck like you don't need the money.
Play like you've never been hurt.
Drive like nobody's watching.
Complain like nobody's listening.
And party like it's heaven on earth.
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My ideal man: Drop dead gorgeous and around 26-34 years old, stinking rich and generous, with lovely arms and tall in stature. Horrid, nasty and vicious in the bedroom, mainly nice but with a twist outside the bedroom, an amazing sense of humour, good moral fibre and lovely man bits.
My ideal woman: Drop dead gorgeous and around 24-34 years old, stinking rich and generous, with lovely hair and eyes. Horrid, nasty and vicious in the bedroom, mainly nice but with a twist outside the bedroom, an amazing sense of humour, good moral fibre and lovely jangly bits.
What I can offer said man or woman: A face and figure that scrubs up ok, 25 years old, perpetually skint, greying hair and sparkling eyes. Submissive, slutty and playful in the bedroom, mainly nice with a twist outside the bedroom, a crap(ish) sense of humour, good moral fibre and lovely jangly bits.
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Things I like in terms of this whole shebang...
I like meeting friends of any gender and of any sexual persuasion.
I like meeting people for play, whether with sex or without.
I am not adverse to starting a relationship - but it's not vital. If I were to find a relationship I would want an element of D/s and not just s and m. That being said, I wouldn't want to be anyone's 24/7 slave, if it required me to give up my vanilla life or anything. I'm up for discussing how it could work if and when it gets to that sort of stage. I'm basically somewhere in the middle of wanting bedroom D/s and lifestyle D/s.
I'm up for monogomy or polygamy - obviously just depends on the person or people.
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I've met some great people here and some idiots. You probably know which category you fall into 
Here is a list for you...
Interests:
Music * ice-cream * friends * clubbing * drinking * running * guinea pigs * cats * bbqs in the sunshine * tattoos * shopping * worrying * going grey * speaking in foreign languages * getting wasted * driving * festivals * chocolates * the cinema * the theatre * dancing in pants infront of the mirror * putting on makeup * eating at friends' houses * reading good books * my job *
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The following are lyrics from a song, that do sum up most of what I'm looking for. Some people have sent me memos answering these points, so I thought it only fair for you to know my answers too...
| • Do you derive joy when someone else succeeds? |
I most certianly do. Some of the things I'm proudest of in life are other people's achievements. I also derive joy when people fall over.
| • Do you not play dirty when engaged in competition? |
Unless it's Monopoly, then I'm a fair and honest player.
| • Do you have a big intellectual capacity but know that it alone does not equate wisdom? |
Most definitely. I'm attracted to both intellect and wisdom, but know that not everyone has both.
| • Do you see everything as an illusion? |
Mostly. This is a particularly good skill when life is going wrong. Brush it under the carpet and pretend it's not!
| • But enjoy it even though you are not of it? |
I am often part of my own illusion, so this question is a little redundant.
| • Are you both masculine and feminine? |
I am I guess. I'm as happy girly, princess-like and made up as I am drinking pints in jeans. I'm more girly than feminine and more tomboy than masculine though.
Politics is very important to me and I do have some strong views on issues. I don't ask that you share my views, but I do ask that you don't belittle them.
| • And don't believe in capital punishment? |
I did think this was 'corporal punishment'. It's not, is it? No. So, erm, death... Yeah, I'm good for any of that ta.
| • Do you derive joy from diving in and seeing that loving someone can actually feel like freedom? |
I do that quite easily, would be nice if someone else did. In the meantime, I'm not particularly looking for love, more lovely people.
Hilarious.
Not really, I'm shit.
Once the correct health and safety precautions have been taken into consideration and a full risk assessment has been made, I'm well up for adventure.
| • And have many formed opinions? |
Yes. Cats and guinea pigs are cuter than your dog.
| • Are you uninhibited in bed? |
Well, to many I'd say I was, but to some on here maybe not.
| • More than three times a week? |
More than three times a day if possible, would be nice.
| • Up for being experimental? |
Yes, but put down the cheese grater and step away from the kitchen.
I'm not, but I'm not wasting away or bigger than the moon. I enjoy running though.
| • Are you thriving in a job that helps your brother? |
I am. You don't have to be, but it'd be nice.
I smoke unfortunately and am slightly addicted to IC at the moment. I drink a bit and have been known to take something a little stronger when in the company of pursuasive people. I am however, happy to be without all of these things, except maybe smoking. Yeah, ok, I'm addicted. Don't start kids!
Then memo me.
I said... Memo me then.
These are 21 things that I want in a lover, not necessarily needs but qualities that I prefer.
I figure I can describe it since I have a choice in the matter.
I'm in no hurry I could wait forever. I'm in no rush cos I like being solo. There are no worries and certainly no pressure. In the meantime I'll live like there's no tomorrow.
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