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IC Name: SirBstard Joined: 30 Sep 2005 Last visit: 2 hours ago Sex/gender: Male Location: durham, UK Age: 105

"Considering that scat is a minority interest, how curious it is that so many people on here do nothing but talk total shit"

Master to Bstardsbitch.

In a 24/7 Ds relationship.

I found it so hard to take internet Ds seriously that I've given up trying.

Most of you need to get out more.

Or get out at all.

I am totally the most experienced dude you'll find on here .

I have been in the Lifestyle since I invented it, back in 1200 bc (at about 5 o clock).

I have so many whips, paddles and oars you'll be impressed. I have a warehouse with 556 miles of chain and 7,451,078 miles of rope in different shades of purple.

I have lots of slaves who live in the shed.

The garden resembles a building site as I'm such a hard player I often get carried away and murder them in many and various horrible ways.

But they enjoy being murdered horribly as they're hard players as well.

All my slaves are lesbians, but as they are lesbians that like cock I keep them happy with my enormous organ. It's made by Yamaha and it's dead good and that.

You will find me under different names on here, like Killerrapistdom , Gimpygaysub, Mistress Death and I'm on Collarme as Tessa the Troublesome Toiletslave.

I go to all the clubs and munches where I hang out with other scary people and frighten the locals by my exhibition of glowering.

If you would like to join my polysexual androgenous homoflexible family then just drop me a line.

If you qualify and pass my littericy test then just send me the bus fare and I'll pop over to see you, torture you, spit in your face and critisize your soft furnishings before I rip your head off and shit down your neck.

I'll bring cake.

Height: 5ft 8in   Weight: 11st   BMI: 23.2  

This profile was last updated on 22 May 12, 7:16 PM.

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