200 years in the future

Spaceman: If only we'd known that iPods would unite to enslave the people they entertained.

(Outside, giant iPods are cruelly whipping a group of humans.)

Human slave (desperately): What do you want?!!!

Giant iPod (mechanically): Nothing. We just like whipping.

[Ice Cream of Margie (With the Light Blue Hair)]

Eye colour: green   Hair colour: shaved   Height: 5ft 10in   Weight: 11st 2lb   BMI: 22.2  

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