Light breezes

IC Name: Richtea Joined: 27 Feb 2010 Last visit: 1 minute ago Sex/gender: Male Location: BN (Brighton), UK Age: 54 Website: http://youtu.be/j9...

This tells you all you need to know;

Octogenarian,stamp collecting,train spotting Dom,looking for a submissive woman in her mid-twenties. Must have a passion for standing on cold railway platforms drinking Bovril.

To avoid confusion, I should point out that the above paragraph is tongue in cheek and fictitious. Any resemblance to persons living or dead is unintentional and purely coincidental.

But, if you still want to know more, (I can't imagine why), please feel free to read on.

What can I say that you don't already know? Oh right, everything. Well, being incredibly lazy, that won't be happening, but for what it's worth here are a couple of things:

If I was to call myself anything, then I suppose it would be submissive, but I kinda like the idea of exploring both sides-I know,I know,"cake and eat it" and all that, but I don't want to set limits.

I'm not much into severe pain. I absolutely adore bondage of any description, but especially rope. For all that the tools of the trade -the ropes,floggers,cuffs and the like-have their place,for me nothing comes close to the softly spoken command, the pointed or beckoning finger or a knowing, confident glance.

I'm not looking for a relationship that revolves solely around kink. I want to be with someone with whom I can share the ordinary things of life; the laughs and occasional tears, a bag of chips on the beach, cuddling on the sofa watching crap telly and, um...stuff.

Ideally, you would be in your forties or fifties and single, with a good sense of humour. I'm slightly more submissive than dominant, but that's very fluid. It's almost an instinctual thing; the more submissive a woman is, the more dominant I become and vice versa, so your role (for want of a better word) isn't crucial.

I was like a kid in a toyshop when I started ticking boxes on that 'interest' list on here; all excited oohs and aahs. The only box I really needed to tick would have been the one marked 'fun', sadly I couldn't find that particular interest listed.

More general stuff: I play golf,(badly,very badly). If I'm not working the next day,I enjoy a simple night at the pub with friends,(I'm a postman,so I struggle with late nights). I'm an unrepentant punk at heart and I believe that The Jam were the best pop group there has ever been...No,cancel that, I KNOW they were the best.I read a fair bit; currently I'm reading the instructions on the back of a Tesco ready-meal. My favourite book is Brighton Rock.

I'm a little shy until I get to know someone, but once I do, I am completely open. I like to think I have a good sense of humour. Of course,I would say that wouldn't I.

Ooh ooh, I nearly forgot the most important bit: Now,you don't have to agree with me on this, but we'd get along so much better if you did; I think a mug of tea is simply the greatest invention ever.

One last thing; Am I bad for wanting to smack the smugness out of Alan Sugars face repeatedly with a frying pan?

Vague enough?

Any Questions?

Some random facts about me;

I once fell asleep riding a pushbike.

I've played pinball with Gaye Advert.

The clock in my bedroom is permanently set ten minutes fast.

I don't own an iron.

I have a lodger and another profile on here: @A_Zebra_Called_Dave

Yahoo messenger:Richtea   MSN ID:ask   Eye colour: brown   Hair colour: hair   Height: 5ft 8in   Weight: 10st   BMI: 21.1  

This profile was last updated on 1 Jan 12, 8:23 AM.

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