Call me Puddin.

IC Name: Puddin_Von_Puss Joined: 7 Aug 2005 Last visit: 51 days ago Sex/gender: Female Location: Runcorn, UK Age: 40

This is one of those long profiles...

If you're thinking of contacting me, please read my profile all the way to the bitter end, it's really not that long. If you can't be bothered reading it all, you won't be interested in me anyway, because I talk loads, too.

I see the good in most things, I can string a sentence together, I don't suffer fools gladly and I'm not ashamed to pee myself laughing. All of the above have given me a pretty charmed life. Simple, but happy, I wake every day with a smile, and tomorrow will be no different.

I'm proud of what I am. They're big words in this day and age for a woman of size. I'm a symbol of excess, not denial. At size 26, I'm a Mother Earth with attitude. A sadomasochistic flower child with a shiny disposition, a sharp temper and an often inappropriate sense of humor. I don't feel the need to use long words and I don't feel the need to flower stuff up. I am what I am and I'm ok with that.

I'm a Training Specialist by profession. A lecturer previously, and now a corporate whore. And I like it. I enjoy watching light bulbs come on and training is something that's just part of me.

I enjoy being dominant with the right people and see that as my natural state. That means I can be demanding which is something you should expect. I'm a sadomasochist and enjoy giving and taking certain kinds of pain. That doesn't stop me from being affectionate, in fact it makes me more so. My masochistic side means I understand pain from both sides.

I'm lucky enough to be loved up with @Mr_Boyfriend who amazingly thinks I have no bad points. Personally I think he's just pussy whipped, which he's very pleased to be. He's my man. And I'm his woman. I'm also the boss of him and that's what we both like. He's truly brought love in to my life and changed my life beyond what I thought anyone ever would.

I'm in the very early stages of a domestic arrangement with @davie2010 which is great, because it's taken me so long to find a genuine domestic sub.

Here's a song I like, for your listening pleasure.

Random things I'm a fan of...

In no particular order: Laughing, my lovely Mum, my three cats, work, NLP, music that makes me feel stuff, being emotional and dramatic, porn, my mates, Bill Hicks, being given flowers, being feisty, staying in bed late, short term obsessions, ghost hunting, sci-fi, sherry, Wikipedia, being short, The Mighty Boosh, taking the piss, affectionate people, days that my hair isn't frizzy, cute shit like lambs and rabbits, when the house is tidy, Professor Brian Cox, TV chefs, having warm feet, talking, learning, films, being called Baby during sex, Pre-Raphaelite Brotherhood, loud music, comfortable shoes, roses, autumn colours, completing a 'to do' list, that bloke who narrates Come Dine With Me, painted nails, Terrance McKenna, cum on my feet, snogging, Factory Records mythology, Spiritualism, chicken and sweetcorn soup, Elbow, using a mans arse like a cunt, earwax, butch lesbians, bread and butter pudding, handbags, Vimto, MacDonald's breakfasts, stories from my past, snogging-did I mention that?, smelling nice and my unwillingness to accept Science as fact.

Steampunk. Creepy.

Another song I like

I haven't ticked loads of 'likes' because it's different with each person. Please don't message me and ask me to tell you all about what I'm in to. If I like you, that will all come out on its own.

What I dream of are people who have an opinion, like a good laugh, like the fact that I'm the size of Dawn French, have a high sex drive, and a positive outlook on life, love and everything and has a real need to be used and cared for.

I know this is weird in this day and age, but I don't drive. Just something I haven't got to yet. So please keep this in mind.

And another

What I'm not looking for...

Please read this if you're considering contacting me. It could save you a wasted memo...

I'm not your Mistress, so please don't call me that. Or Ma'am or Miss or any other shit like that. I really don't like it and I'll be unfriendly and abrasive if you do. It's because I find it very presumptuous. I also don't invest time talking to people with blank profiles- if you can't be arsed, neither can I.

I'm not interested if you're married or in a relationship; I'm not judging you, it's just not going to work for me. I'm open with my partner, so having to sneak around with someone who isn't and has a little woman at home isn't where I'm going to be.

You've got no reason to lie to me, so just be open, honest and true to yourself.

Puddin

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Eye colour: green   Hair colour: Blonde   Height: 5ft 3in  

This profile was last updated on 25 Aug 11, 1:12 PM.

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