The vanilla me:
Just moved house and now trying settle in and sort myself out. So I haven't deserted the site just taken time out to get organised again.
Don't let that stop you from contacting me as I'm still logging in and picking up memos... and loose women! 
Humourous and funny (Ha Ha  ) with a sharp wit and caustic humour. I can see the ridiculous and quirky side of life making the most the innocuous to the point of irreverence. 
I'm a:
And, while I'm on the subject I am actively looking for Male & Female models for fetish, gay/lesbian photo shoots. I'm also looking for models for fine art imagery too.
Please memo me to discuss this further.
www.DuncanAllanPhotography.com
You can see my personal photographic interests at http://www.flickr.com/photos/duncan_allan/
See my listing - I can professionally frame anything you may have. But I also specialise in BDSM and other erotic and or extreme fetish works of art that would not be possible to take into the high street for framing.
www.GiftsLine.com/acatalog/Made_to_Measure.html
Everything from print to web design
www.HyperMediaHouse.com
Have an idea and no idea how to make it or make it happen then contact me to discuss your ideas to make them a reality. I am experienced over many years taking concepts to operational capacity.
Right most of the time.  Rarely do I make mistakes but when I do I freely own up to them.
I also:
I've been told to do that once in a while.
it is part of my professional daily work but I do enjoy the creative expression for personal pleasure too. I have many projects that will keep me entertained for years to come.
Appreciate other people's work too trying not to become too influenced by them and distract my own vision.
Most of my life I've been a vegetarian for personal dietary reasons as well as some moral and ethical ones too.
I hold the philosophy that people are too detached from what they eat and if they can kill what they eat then that's acceptable to me.
So I cook and bake some wicked cakes too. BTW the chocolate is mine. Unless you are a VERY, very Good Girl.
- Music - Jazz - www.thejazz.com a first-rate station has been turned into an Internet only site on www.classicfm.com. And my opinion of it is dire. Not a stream of live broadcasting but highlights only. A sad loss yet again money speaks as they didn't want to pay for the digital channel.
Opera, classical, rock even some pop! You just have to admire Kylie's bum  . Nigella and I have to admit to Emilia Fox and Winona Ryder, Zoe Wannemaker, Audrey Hepburn, Anna Freil, Rachel Weisz, Gigi Edgley, Nicole Kidman, Julia Roberts, Sandra Bullock, Jodie Foster, Juliette Binoche and a few more. BUT they have qualities as their screen roles that appeal to me and are only just images. I'm not sure how they would be in real life.
And for fun try this…
THE DOMINANT ME…
My posts and replies reflect my ever-changing mood and sense of humour. It also gives a handle to the way I think
My opinions are strong and well honed and not written on the spur of the moment. From an innate knowledge and understanding borne out of self-knowledge and experience I have strong ideas. They are not every one's ideas and that's just me.
I call myself a Sensualist and Masterful, Heterosexual and do not switch; have no desire to. I am very much a seductive and passionate person as I am a wicked Demon.
It's someone else's desire to be dominated and restrained being pushed by curiosity and ability to yield and assimilated with my directed hand that appeals, attracts and excites me as I take control.
Don't let my easy, relaxed demeanour lull anyone into a false sense of security. Below my surface is a swirling contradiction and paradox, kindling passions and torments fulfilling desires and exploring sensual delights, erotic pleasures.
With a vivid imagination - experimental with a decidedly wicked side mixed with a warm and wonderful caring yet sensitive, intelligent nature, I'm extremely patient taking a blank canvas and drawing upon new designs and torment. I am strict but compassionate however I am predictably, unpredictable.
Where there are hard limits that are immutable there are others that are more marshmallows going soft. I take raw ideas of who someone is and diligently refined to reveal the true and submissive self.
Toys are tools and they're to enjoy. However there is nothing more seductive than the mind. There are many ways to express your darker natures with words and deeds. Though I don't dismiss the physical pleasures using play toys to good effect.
My humour is very dry, maybe dark, daft and off the wall at times that is combined with my humorous, easy going nature and a sense of the ridiculous. I can be sharp and pithy with witty intellect.
| Life is busy, interesting and entertaining and interested in many things that take my fancy especially friendships and relationships. It takes time to get to know people and I do so over time. So please do not ask of me to Dom or Top you or ask for any play without having had a reasonable amount of conversation in the first place. |
The submissive you …
The single most important criteria is that you must be a biologically born FEMALE and still are, unattached, not married, involved living with or partnered to anyone one else and that you are not poly either.
Next is being a non-smoker and this is non negotiable. If you are then fine but it's not for me.
Interesting, as in knowing things not necessarily rocket science and with the ability to string a conversation together that embraces things that you like and not exclusively about BDSM. Don't get me wrong we'll talk about that too and quite often, and in depth. But I need to have someone with an active and imaginative brain. Humour and wit, creative with a twist.
If you should you also be passionate about photography as I am then I'm especially interested as would I be with someone artistic in whatever medium that is expressed.
Forget shy and just get writing to me.
Now with some luck, chemistry and a fair wind this could lead to something more. The rest of you …
If you want to say hello and a friendly chat or MSN message then please memo me first and introduce yourself. I'm here to make friends too.
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