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100% genuine male sub/slave who has no limits looking for lifestyle D/s relationship. I want to live only to meet your needs and fulfil your dreams, my desires will be your desires, but of course I may come along with a list of kinks and yummy activities that I may expect you to do and a description of the type of outfits I would like you to wear whilst you are doing it. Looking for a Domme who appreciates that I am first and foremost a man.
I am happy to acquiesce to all your demands and sadistic tendencies, though I do understand that should you leave marks on my body, just in case I am run over and a paramedic sees them, then I pledge to be wearing a clean pair of underpants so as to not cause my Domme any embarrassment.
I can see the Daily Mail head line even now, Kinky pervert found bound, gagged and dead on the motorway with DIRTY UNDERPANTS. Oh the shame. 
I pledge to not allow my commitments to business meetings, voluntary work, and training for the Olympics get in the way of keeping my promises. I also pledge not to allow poor mobile reception and flat batteries get in the way of my answering your calls.
I understand from time to time you maybe be difficult, but that doesn't mean I have to be.
“ I also know that your car breaks down a lot, you have several relatives who keep getting taken in and out of hospital, you attend lots of last minute funerals, and regularly suffer from food poisoning so would have to cancel arrangements quite often”, words of wisdom from an insightful Domme on the subject of male sub reliability.
I pledge to not attend more than three last minute grandma funerals a year.
More seriously I think a domme has to be a woman first. That for the relationship to work, there has to be an element of relationship. That the biggest part of relationship is the ability to talk freely. For a relationship to last it needs to be mutually beneficial. Honesty, respect and trust are key. Keeping promises is the bedrock of a relationship. I have been taken for a muppet before, it will not happen again.
This story made me laugh
Holy Prostitutes
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye….It reads:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES
He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without a second thought….
Soon he sees another sign which reads:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 5 MILES
Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and drives past a third sign saying:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION NEXT RIGHT
His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the door reading:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, 'What may we do for you ! my son? '
He answers, 'I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in possibly doing business….'
'Very well my son. Please follow me.' He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man, 'Please knock on this door.'
He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers the door… This nun instructs, 'Please place $100 in the cup then go through the large wooden door at the end of the hallway.'
He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips through the door pulling it shut behind him.
The door locks, and he finds himself back in the parking lot facing another sign:
GO IN PEACE. YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.
Eye colour: Blue Hair colour: Brown Height: 6ft Weight: 15st 7lb BMI: 29.2
This profile was last updated on 2 Feb 11, 9:06 PM.
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