Ha, no ... I'm a single professional photographer living in London - spontaneous, quirky and hairbrained, with a zest for life and a taste for the bizarre.

I'm looking for someone to spark my imagination and drive, someone I can have a damn good laugh with, who preferably isn't part of the BDSM clique or yet another fully fledged cliché who's done the rounds with all and sundry.

If you're on the train to Fuckwit Central then this is not your stop.

Incidentally, I never initiate conversations; if you want to speak to me then it's up to you.