party in the woods

IC Name: Osopha Joined: 30 Jun 2005 Last visit: 3 days ago Sex/gender: Male Location: London, UK Age: 30

I've been on here for, like, what?, 6 years?! Amazing. (Is the internet even that old?!) I've met some wonderful people through this site and had some great experiences. (If you are new and getting bombarded with all kinds of crap, don't become cynical too quickly.) I've hit 30, everything else in my life has clicked into place, and - now brace yourself!, which is really just my saying to myself "brace yourself" - I am looking to find someone for a serious D/s (if you like the nomenclature) relationship. There, I said it.

Me: philosophy lecturer at top London uni. Naturally dominant but sane with it. Witty, charming, and unashamedly intellectual. Non-internet nerd and non-ugly. Of course, it's easy to say all that (though not as easy to have resisted the temptation of being self-deprecating in order to not come across as arrogant) but the proof is in the proverbial pudding.

Another thing that was hard to resist: not giving a list of things I like so as to signal that I realise that (giving) some such list is formulaic. (If you appreciated the "(giving)" in the previous sentence, then I'd like to hear from you. Of course, that's not a bi-conditional so even if you are totally lost at this point, keep reading!) Speaking of which: foodie; reading literature (heavy, melancholic - nothing frilly please); films (greatest film ever made? Mulholland Drive, although there are competitors); art galleries and museums (especially design and photography); ... I could go on but a little mystery and discovery aren't bad things.

You: naturally submissive and looking to be corrupted. (Details on request.) You must be skinny or be willing to become so. ("Oh how superficial!" Physical attraction is a pre-requisite for a good relationship.) well-dressed, perhaps a bit hipster. Doormats do bore after a while (and frankly I want the mother of my children to be a woman of substance! But that's getting ahead of ourselves.) so interests (the Arts, literature, delicious (contrast: "fine") dining, ...) and aspirations required! Must be loyal (once it's earned), obedient (at least in a second-order sense), and wanting to please (simpliciter!) Shy girls are particularly welcome (modulo the problem of induction).

I want to find someone that I can take by the hand and share life with... Of course, cute little minxes that just need some attention are welcome in the interim. To appropriate a Guardian Soulmates category: Let's see what happens!

Height: 5ft 9in   Weight: 12st 6lb   BMI: 25.5  

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