Making a point.........

IC Name: MysTeri Joined: 29 Mar 2009 Last visit: 6 hours ago Sex/gender: Female Location: Birmingham, UK Age: 45 MysTeri donates to help keep IC running

One line memos from zero profiles will always be deleted, but I will read them. So no amount of grovelling flattery will be of any use, desperate I am not

--- Do fill in your profiles... properly.... I read it before I open a memo...

These make me smile.............

* Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

* The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on my list.

* If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.

* We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

* War does not determine who is right - only who is left.

* I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

* Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

* Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

* You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

* To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

Now ......the me, me, me bit..............

....bum smackin',hurt makin',skin tastin',salivatin',wand buzzin',rude talkin',heelwalkin',pain livin',lash givin',water fizzin'.....BDSMi.........

Preface: along with invites to 'chat', one liners from zero profiles on here won't get a response ... no matter how complimentary, but thank you, really. You could be anyone/anysex/wannabee/pretendtabee and please don't send me cut and pastes.

I tend to talk in straight lines, so guessing what I am trying to say is a waste of time, I'm usually saying it.

I'm naturally dominant.... always have been, ... both in the vanilla and bdsm worlds (- a reet bossy madam!).. so I guess that makes me a Lifestyle Domme.

I really don't expect your undivided attention, let's face it anyway having a slave is soooo demanding, ( and many subs have vanilla relationships or are just tarts ) I do, however, appreciate honesty, don't be promising what you can't fulfil just to get my attention - I've heard it all before.

Oh, and I don't switch, so please Doms, don't be telling me what you'd like to do to me, it ain't polite!

I'm liking Tie & Tease lots, CBT, bondage, talking dirty, and I'm told I'm damned good at CP. I'm building up a great collection of slappysmackystroky toys, seeing you twitch is sooooo oooh, you know, stimulating! Then again I love electrics, my estim with sounds inserted, my violet wand is really good, and I'm enjoying needle play, nettles, deep heat, strap-on.......

I enjoy stretching your limits... and having experienced some cissy play lately I have to say I enjoyed it. Frilly maids are cute esp. over my knee!

I'm not a Pro Domme, so really it's not your money I'm after, although as a rule I don't 'just play' with subs... why would I? ... there has to be some payback... my kit costs me a fortune. So skilled Tradesmen/gardeners - that kind of thing might earn you my attention, but just offering me your body to do with as I will, will get a no. Gimme a guy who can DO something I want.... (oh, BEHAAAVE)....

Oh, and preferably local, despite all your best wishes you won't keep it up (or the attendance) otherwise! Trust me, I've seen it, and I do so hate to be messed about.

I attend a few local events, am lovin' Ret3obution, BDSM, F***ed up, Dystopia was decadent, and I attend some Heathens and Deviants club nights. I loved Luxe. Boudoir 69 has some fun events, double domming CP at MDS was brilliant fun... and I enjoyed House Domming there this year.

If you spot me out, and want to, then you're welcome to say hello .... otherwise I'm not a huge scene player .... private play is much more fun *giggles. If you want to meet me it's a good idea to turn up at something I'm going to having mentioned you are going, then come say hello, I don't bite (unless you have a chocolate body).

I don't feel equipped to become a mentor. I suggest you attend clubs and watch how people play, absorb and learn.

Having said that I've been on the scene a couple of years now and am comfortable with my evil twin side.... I love to laugh (at your sub predicaments) and do chat whilst playing, unless silence suits better, I like nice happy subs... but guys, do note, I don't do intimacy with you. You might be doing it with yourself tho' .... *smiles.

I don't need pretty subs, although I do like them. I don't care if your face and body look like the last few miles of a well used road. I find your mindset interesting, and attractive.

Physical contact? oooh yes, as footstools, as nice warm seats whilst I'm playing with bits of you, and as climbing frames you do very nicely.... and I love to watch you squirm when I get you aroused....and I will! I'll have you glued to your seat ( probably with gaffer tape and high strength adhesive - lol).

This is hilarious and a reward for your patience.

http://www.eyeonvirginia.com/videos/524/yeoman-w...

oh yeah..... here's the science bit

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Do it and I'll track you down and feed you to the wolves!

Eye colour: green   Hair colour: varies   Height: 5ft 9in   Weight: 11st   BMI: 22.6  

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