IC Name: MyBeautifulSelfish Joined: 27 Mar 2010 Last visit: 5 hours ago Sex/gender: Male Location: M (Manchester), UK Age: 42

The name is words from a song. I like songs. If you know what song you get extra points. Points make prizes. In my case prizes = having nasty things done to you by me. I'm not beautiful, in fact I've been told I'm an ugly cunt. I can confirm I am selfish though.

I can be a grumpy sod. I like a drink, I smoke like a chimney, and I like making girls cry.

A few recommendations:

"All that cider makes his piss taste of apples."

"Scrummy cock."

"Violent, evil, selfish cock."

"He's a really good driver. Which is surprising considering everthing else he does scares the hell out of me."

Far too busy for anything more complex than a swift one off the wrist at the moment, but am always happy to memo, natter, speculate.Im not really most peoples cup of tea anyway, sorry about that! If you find my profile off-putting that's probably a good thing as you'd have to be a complete lunatic to come anywhere near me.

Sadistic. Not really a domly type. Bondage or restraint to me is an occaissional bothersome necessity rather than something I'm enthusiastic about. The age play thing - if a girl is dressed in Hello Kitty bra and knickers or knee socks and a pretty frock whilst I'm hurting her it adds an extra twist to my already sick idea of a good time. I'm really not the fatherly type!

Anyway, if you are a complete lunatic, and can provide a socket for my fist, get in touch. May lead somewhere, probably not.

Eye colour: Blue   Hair colour: Dark brown   Height: 6ft 1in   Weight: 13st 7lb   BMI: 24.7  

This profile was last updated on 10 Mar 12, 12:11 PM.

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