I'm Northern Irish and am pretty much a case of what you see is what you get. I enjoy meeting people and making new friends. Outside of kink related matters I adore meeting people and making new friends, football, reading, boxing, video games, painting, making people laugh, people that make me laugh, being carried away by a song, taking joy in friends' happiness, having my hair washed and brushed, sharing a bath with a hot wench or two, giving and getting massages.

I'm always looking to learn and to explore. Over time I have found that my interests in bdsm have expanded and activities I once considered extreme or of no interest now turn me on immensely. BDSM is merely one aspect of my personality, an important one at that but not the be all and end all. I like to think that I have a tad more to offer the world than the ability to punch some bitch's back black and blue as i fuck her in the ass.

I'm dating so I'm not looking for a relationship though we are however always open to offers of play with attractive young ladies provided you aren't any of the following ......mentalist, fundamentalist, boring, ill mannered, in ownership of a shellsuit, allergic to soap, in need of a sense humour, offended by typos, a member of the BNP. Bonus points can be garnered if you can look sexy whilst drooling. There's more but it's late and I really can't be arsed.

If you fancy a chat then do be aware that I'm more concerned with whether someone is a decent, honest human being than if they are dom, sub or switch. People can use bdsm to mask a multitude of character flaws but don't think for one second that I'll like you just because you are a fellow pervert. There's more chance I'll think you're cool if you can make me laugh rather than regaling me with tales of ouchies, hugglepounces or why your ex is a cunt.

Remember bitches, my Dominance is a gift that you have to earn. I also expect tribute from any good submissive, whether that be beer, chunky milkybars, Dominos pizza, curry or Kitkats.

So there you have it, make of it what you will and then send nood picachoors.