13 May 2012

IC Name: Mistress_Anya Joined: 20 Mar 2005 Last visit: 13 days ago Sex/gender: Female Location: Norfolk, UK Age: 48

I am a tall busty, all natural (38FF), bisexual, female. I am also a strong switch. I like cats, chocolate, good red wine and strong coffee, not necessarily in that order.

THIS NEXT SECTION WAS ADDED DUE TO THE NUMBER OF PRATS CONTACTING ME

Read all of this profile before contacting me, it is here for a good reason. To be clear, because so many guys don't understand subtlety, I do not practise unsafe sex, period. Yes that means you use a condom! I also do not fuck around with married men! Now do you get it? If not read this again slowly.

END OF PUBLIC HEALTH WARNING!

Okay a little clarity, I am not looking for a doormat. Nor am I looking for a dependent, who expects me to manage their life because they are incapable of doing so. I am not your nanny, babysitter or mummy. If you cannot manage your own life, you are hardly in a position to deal with any demands I may make on you.

If you are semi illiterate, incapable of intelligent conversation and think that 'Chewing the Fat' is funny, trust me when I tell you not to bother contacting me. Anyone who memos or E-mails me with one liners or mobile text English, will find there missive hits the Waste Bin at warp factor 9.9! Spell Checkers were invented for a reason, so damn well use one.

I am looking for an intelligent, solvent, capable, emotionally mature adult. I realise this rules out most men, but hell a girl can dream!

The adding of my IM details is not the cue for a free for all. Read the above, if you do not qualify, do not waste my valuable time pestering me online. Your Id will be blocked immediately!

I have added my age as this seems so important to some people. Though I do not look my biological age, nor do I act it. So make of that what you will.

Though I currently live in Norfolk, I am a London girl, born and bred. Looking for friends and a long term relationship should the right person come along. I am bisexual, the person is more important than the genitalia. Having said that I am choosy, whether male or female you must be in good shape. I am open, brutally honest, opinionated and intelligent. I am not into drugs or people that take them. That way leads madness and sorrow. I dislike smoking and smokers, sorry but the stench of stale smoke is a deal breaker.

I am not a home breaker so married men take note, I will only see you on a professional basis. The same goes for you 'single' guys in relationships. I will not go behind your partners back and neither should you ask me too. It shows no respect for me and less for your partner.

I hate blank profiles on forums, go away and do not bother me. You will not receive a reply. So you have a good reason, excuse or lie. So what, I am not holding an intimate conversation with the invisible man. Yes and it is always men, mostly so called Doms, hiding in the shadows. Now that is what I call dominant behaviour, being terrified of discovery! Give me a break.

I am totally un PC, I will call a spade a spade. Anything else is just too boring and a waste of energy. I do not suffer fools at all!

I live on my own and I like it that way. Visitors are welcome, but never unannounced.

I'm not into intimate relationships with TV's, I like a man who is happy being a man. Nor am I into butch females, I prefer a woman who looks like a woman and enjoys being feminine. I have been accused of stereotyping, well so be it. I make no apologies for what I like and dislike.

I have attended both Violate and Rebound in Glasgow and intend to visit the clubs in Edinburgh at some time in the future.

I make a good friend and a mortal enemy. You have been warned cross me and you will pay the consequences!

Interests Topping men, Topping women, Fun/sex/love with men, Fun/sex/love with women, Friendship with women, Leather fetish, Exhibitionism, Shoes or boots, Feet, Bondage, Japanese ropework, Suspension, Shackles and chains, Collars, Gags, Blindfolds, Flogging, Caning, Schoolroom Uniforms, Spanking, Roleplaying.

Eye colour: Grey   Hair colour: Auburn   Height: 5ft 9in  

This profile was last updated on 30 May 11, 2:21 PM.

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