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Welcome to Bear World.
Inside you'll find all kinds of weird and wonderful things relating to MisterBear and the wonderful world he lives in (wherever that may be).
Admission is one pickernic basket, or Cadbury's Bubbly Choc bar.
Enquiries can be made at the Memo office or through the chat facility when operating.
Any links you click on in Bear World you do so at your own risk, the links have all been visited by MisterBear and he had no problem with them, so if there is a problem it's either yours or the sites.
Toilets can be found in any of the woods around Bear World. Please bury your waste afterwards.
Recent updates: The Offspring videos added as well as Staind's So Far Away.
Enjoy your visit and please don't litter.
Map: You are here.
Next is MisterBear's Cave featuring:
- Everyday Bear
- Kinky Bear
- Bear Thoughts
- The things people say about me.
Followed by Entertainment Land featuring:
- Movie Quote Quiz
- Music - in association with Youtube.
- Terry Pratchett
- Joss Whedon
- Kevin Smith
- Babylon 5
- Scrubs
- CSI: The kinky episodes
- Fun Stuff
- Reviews
Then comes the Kink Zone featuring:
- Stories
- Norty Sites
- Chastity Sites
And finally there is Geek Central featuring:
- Handy PC Utilities
- How to recover your Firefox bookmarks.
MisterBear's Cave
Everyday Bear
Well some of my interests are covered elsewhere in this profile, such as my musical taste. But here's a run down of them anyway.
Films: Mainly action, adventure and comedy. Typical bloke stuff really.
TV: I used to be a huge telly addict when growing up and regularly had the Radio Times memorised. Now there isn't that much of interest. However I do like Top Gear, House, Scrubs, Family Guy, Futurama, Buffy, Angel, Firefly, Stargate, Star Trek, Babylon 5, Jonathan Creek, QI, Never Mind the Buzzcocks, Have I got News for you, Sharpe, Midsommer Murders and things along those lines.
Music: I don't really listen to too much music, except when doing the dishes or driving. But when I do get chance I generally listen to rock and metal with some other stuff thrown in for good measure.
Books: I used to be an avid reader but I'm too addicted to IC to tear myself away and get stuck in a good book. Also I can't find a comfortable reading position whilst downstairs. But on the whole I tend to read mostly Fantasy, especially Pratchett, Eddings, Brooks, Salvatore and various others. I will dip into a bit of Sci-Fi occasionally.
Comics: I do like a good comic, although my taste for them has diminished somewhat.But I'm mainly a Marvel fan along with 2000AD.
Warhammer: I'm not hugely into it but I do have a collecting personality hence my large DVD, book and comic collections. But while the models are expensive (although usually pretty good quality) I do get compulsive urges to buy more. I've got a fair sized Space Wolves army and am collecting Dark Eldar, Necrons, Orks, Imperial Guard and Tau. The problem comes when finding the motivation to paint them, but it's good to get a model finished and it keeps me out of trouble. I only play with a couple of friends though as it gives us chance to get together.
RPGs: I'm not great at acting or playing roles as such, but it's just a chance for me and some friends to get together and have a laugh. We are currently doing WHFRP, but have been known to AD&D and Vampire.
Wood: I quite like making things out of wood. However I'm limited by lack of space and poor motivation and sometimes a lack of decent equipment. I'm no professional, just an amateur that potters around to see if he can bring his designs to life. I generally work in pine and MDF which usually ends up looking crap, but generally works or if not then is cheap enough to see where I've gone wrong and to learn from it. Would like to get into metal working and welding as well, but again would need the space and tools for such work.Kinky Bear
Bear Thoughts
Angels: You are welcome to call yourself an angel, but remember they don't have genitals. See.
Pillows: They have to be feather. Firm and cold does it for me. If it's any of that artificial stuff then it just doesn't get cold enough and so my head over heats and stops my brain from functioning at optimum levels and I turn into a football fan.
Pissing: Why do men seem to hit the toilet seat while pissing? Well for starters we stand up, which means that there is a gap the urine has to travel before it reaches it's target. Due to this distance the urine will hit with more force and so there will be some splashing when hitting the water in the bowl. Plus there is no body covering most of the hole to stop the splashes. But the main reason is that just cos we have a dick to aim with, it doesn't mean the tube the urine is exiting from is lined up with the man meat. The usual state for pissing is generally a flaccid state and so the tube (urethra) isn't rigid. On the whole ladies, if you were to fill a balloon up with water and then hold it about a foot away from the toilet and then let go you would probably have a similar effect to a man pissing. Although a cock is easier to manage and better designed, but still compare the two and be thankful the mess isn't greater.
Oh and did you know that when the cock is hard the urethra (tube) tends to be thinner and more rigid. This makes the targeting capabilities of the standard cock a lot more accurate and the urine shoots out under more pressure. So while when flaccid a man might have trouble hitting the broad side of a barn. However ladies, if you were to fill your man with bleach and Viagra you could send him into the bathroom and he could power wash the grouting without hitting the tiles.
Showers: I still take two bottles into the shower (well they remain there with lots of other bottles) and one of them is Wash and Go. So much for their advertising campaign.The things people say about me.
HobGothlin - And if there was a modern day school for scoundrels, you sir would be in it ! 
GateKeepers_property - You are a complete div!!!
littlenic - You BASTARD.
angeldustx - Mr Bear, you are a sick sick sadistic puppy/bear xxEntertainment Land
Movie quote quiz.
Ok here are some quote from some film that I like. There are a couple of quotes from each film as I couldn't be arsed checking out lots of different films. I wanted to go for some more unusual films rather than the big block busters, so nowt from Starwars in here. Anyway, as most of you will probably end up resorting to google or some other search engine then I'm not going to offer a prize. However those of you who get the answers right without the use of the Internet (other than to see this page) can feel proud in the knowledge that you have good taste, if you have seen these films enough to know the quotes.
Go back to your fancy cars, and your big bank accounts, and your celebrity friends, and your beautiful women, and Victoria Silvestedt, Playmate of the Year... FUCK!
Would you like to beg for your lives? It sometimes helps... but not often.
This is pure snow! Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is?
Heh, me lead you? Lady look at me, I don't even know where the hell I am half the time!
Now I'm not saying that I've been everywhere and I've done everything, but I do know it's a pretty amazing planet we live on, and a man would have to be some kind of FOOL to think we're alone in THIS universe.
I've got better things to do tonight than die.
If she'd 'ave kept on goin' down that way she'd 'ave gone straight to that castle.
I'm telling you this guy is protected from up on high by the Prince of Darkness.
Abashed the Devil stood and felt how awful goodness is.
I want my two dollars!
Mal. Guy killed me, Mal. He killed me with a sword. How weird is that?
It isn't even dented? Oh shit, what are we going to do now?
Klaatu barada N... Necktie... Nickel... It's an "N" word, it's definitely an "N" word!
Wise words from a man who knows how to ski.
You are probably wondering why I keep appearing in your memories, John. It is because I have inserted myself into them.
Great. A guy shows up looking like a mime from Hell and you lose him right out in the open. Well, at least he didn't do that walking against the wind shit, I hate that.
I feel like I'm Han Solo, and you're Chewie, and she's Ben Kenobi, and we're in that fucked-up bar.
SMELL BAD!
Good night, Westley. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning.
Now that's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy like that.
How do you shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss?
First we crack the shell, then we crack the nuts inside.
This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then - explode.
Don't I know you? I stole the baby from you, Daikini! While you were taking a peepee!
So, you jump out of helicopters, huh? What are you, made out of? Fuckin' rubber?
1: A brave man likes the feel of nature on his face. - 2: And a wise man knows when to get in out of the rain!
1: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you. – 2: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.
Yo, she-bitch! Let's go!
Greed is for amateurs. Disorder, chaos, anarchy: now that's fun!
Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn.Music – in association with Youtube.
Due to storage constraints within this profile the music section has had to be relocated. You will now find it on the following link. Apologies for any inconvenience.
Me Music SectionTerry Pratchett.
Joss Whedon.
Kevin Smith.
Babylon 5.
Scrubs.
CSI: The kinky episodes.
Not links to the actual shows. If you find any that's missing from this list then let me know.
Fun Stuff.
Reviews.
Kink Zone
Stories.
Norty Sites.
Chastity sites.
Geek Central
Handy PC utilities.
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