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| Profile: | MisterBear |
| Created on: | 30 Sep 2003 |
| Last visit: | 3 hours ago  |
| Country: | UK |
| Location: | Widnes |
| Sex/gender: | Male |
| Homepage: | http://www.tiedgir... |
| Age: | 36 |
| Hair colour: | brown grey |
| Eye colour: | grey |
| Weight: | 18st 2lb |
| Height: | 6ft 2in |
| BMI: | 32.4 |
Main Course
A good salad should have, Iceberg lettuce as a base. Then there should be cucumber generally cut into wedges, but thin strips (cross-section or lengthways) can work. Tomatoes are a must, cherry tomatoes are good as they don't need cutting up and can explode in the mouth, but any kind of tomatoes will do the job.
Now those are the basic ingredients but the rest are what make it work. Grated mild cheddar is the perfect cheese. Let's face it most cheeses are crap, but yer mild cheddar is the perfect all rounder. Golden Delicious apple goes perfectly with mild cheddar and that's why it belongs in the salad, it's kind of like the ultimate sweet and savoury blend. Grated carrot not only mixes in quite nicely, but along with the tomatoes it adds colour to the salad. Everything else is green or white or pale yellow and so some colour is needed. Red seedless grapes can also add to the colour, but I tend to prefer green grapes, but both can work, I'll allow a degree of flexibility to allow for personal taste.
Now the final part of this work of salad art is the Heinz salad cream. The low fat version has improved and isn't too bad so can't be substituted for the full fat version, but isn't necessary as you are having salad which is more than healthy enough to make up for the fat cream. The cream should be poured over the grated cheddar and carrot with a bit over the apple as well. Then there should be a small pool off to one side for dunking purposes. I have to make it clear though that it has to be salad cream and definitely not mayo due to it's eggy nature which is just so wrong on so many levels. Eggs should only ever be used in cakes and batters where it's flavour is lost.
Now this salad would go well with any of your main meats such as chicken (which if cold works great with the salad cream) or steak. Salt is allowed with either of the previously mentioned meats and most other hot meats. You don't need salt if having boiled ham, but boiled ham just isn't good enough for such a fine salad, it needs some proper meat.
No salad should have strong flavours inflicted on them, especially items that flavour the other ingredients of the salad such as onions or peppers. You should be able to taste each of the individual flavours and not just onion with every bite otherwise you may as well have just eaten an onion. And while you may think that the salad cream would flavour the salad it doesn't, it blends the foods together physically but adds another flavour to what is already there.
So there you go, the perfect salad. Enjoy yer meal. Dessert
What better for dessert after such a lovely salad than a fruit salad? Well Gü do a range of delicious treats. And Apple crumble or apple pie is always good and so is Ben and Jerry's Phish Food. However most of those tend to be pre-made and the apple goodies are kinda straight forward, so yer getting Fruit Salad à la Bear.
So the ingredients of this delightful dish are as follows.
Orange or maybe one of the smaller relatives, but a nice Jaffa is welcome.
Apple, golden delicious is always good.
Grapes, red and green are both welcome, but seedless makes life easier.
Cherries.
Strawberries, preferably Elsanta.
Melon, preferably Honeydew, but others are welcome, although the seeds in water melon would be a problem so I'd avoid that.
Banana.
Plums.
Pear.
Peach or Nectarine.
Pineapple, tinned can be used as dealing with fresh ones can be a bit of a pain.
Kiwi Fruit can be added but it's no loss if left out.
Now all the fruit wants chopping up a bit and having cores, seeds and stones removed. Yes the grapes want chopping up too as you want their juices to be able to escape and mingle. However, the banana really needs saving. You'll find it starts to break down and go all soggy and brown if left in with the rest of the fruit, so it should be added just prior to eating, or maybe earlier if you want it to soften up a bit first.
Now all this should be mixed up in a nice large bowl capable of containing all this loveliness. And then you need to add the special ingredient, Del Monte orange juice. It's thick enough to add body to the salad while being a great tasting base for it. And you want to buy several cartons of OJ as you can drain the juice out of the bowl after a few hours or if it's been left over night and this will make a lovely refreshing fruit drink. Then you top it back up with OJ and leave for a while and then serve. I tend to just have myself to feed with this so it usually lasts a while, which is why I can drain the juice a few times. Remember to cover the bowl and keep it refrigerated.
The fruit salad can be served by itself which is an ideal way to have it. However it can also be served with a nice vanilla ice cream.
Absolutely no mayonnaise or onions should be used with any recipe ever, but especially not these. After tea conversation.
So what do you want to know about me? You know I like salad and fruit salad. Is that enough? Does that answer all your questions. Does liking those salads say a vast amount about me? Or were you just here looking for norty pics?
*Disclaimer*
While I do like the above mentioned foods quite a bit, I don't eat them that often unfortunately and so my diet isn't as healthy as maybe suggested by this profile. This profile was last updated on 26 Nov 09, 7:59 PM
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