Shuffling his books in with mine, so he can never leave.

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As should be abundantly clear, this girl is owned property. Any enquiries regarding her should therefore be directed to me.

Loves ...

Being a woman, punctuating sentences with gratuitous swearing, mist, Dr. Who, women that look like dolls, old musicals , loyalty, Red wine, being kissed on my neck from behind, blue cheese, liver, Vivienne Westwood, Mozart, wearing high heels to inappropriate places, people with integrity & principles and who stick to them regardless of the consequences, whispering, avocado, playing the piano (really really badly), baking, taxidermy, family, carousels, listening to people talk about things they're passionate about, Muse, Chopin, second-hand bookshops, Naomi Wolf, my obsessive addictive personality, corsetry, Desmond Morris , green & blacks chocolate, drinking earl grey from proper china cups, The Lakes, Sylvia Plath, creating my own little realities, Richard Dawkins, a good strong coffee, trains, cooking for friends, Ray Caesar, Seamed stockings , cereal-box psychology, Erykah Badu, Curry, spending time around relaxed & positive people, whisky, my home town , Beethoven, the bloody wonderful people I've met on the scene, Italy, Lilies, African Grey Parrots Yoga, feeling humble, lists that masquerade as profiles

Loathes ...

My obsessive addictive personality, sticky hands, bitterness, 'lol' 'imho' an other txt spk of da lazi, kindness that's viewed as weakness, road rage, the sound plastic bags make, being the wrong temperature, letchy men, the fact that I continue to perpetuate the aforementioned letching, couscous, MTV Base, apathy, dogs, having other peoples music forced upon me on public transport, Myspace, organised religion, Facebook, fast food, the way women treat other women, goats cheese, popularity contests, celebrity culture, the slightly seedy feeling of British seaside towns, people refusing to accept that shite like this and this can be a bad influence, more than 2 noises at once, technology and the fact I have to interact with it, grapefruit, war films, modern architecture, people who can't say 'no' to their children, society's attitude toward age, infectious negativity, football.