THE ENCHANTED PIGLY

IC Name: MissBarbie_and_Pigly Joined: 4 Apr 2009 Last visit: 237 days ago Location: UK Website: http://pigofknowle...

''A Solitary Swine Suits Me Fine''

THE THREE LITTLE PIGS BY MISS BARBIE

Once there were three little piggies.They were all very proud of their holes and wanted to make good use of them in the way pigs do.

The first little piggy was the most eager of them. It didn't want to wait and train properly or waste it's time using lubrication. So it went ahead without a care.You should have heard the poor swine squeal!

The second little piggy laughed at his unfortunate fellow porker, and thought he knew exactly what to do. Out came the lube and then there was no stopping this piggy.His pityful oinking could be heard for miles.Just like our first piglet, without any training his swinehole was ruined!

Now the third little piggy was so clever, he even had a name: Pigly. He was careful, took his time and trained thoroughly. He also remembered to use plenty of lubication when the time finally came to do what pigs do best.So Pigly ended up a very happy little swine.

The moral of this story is train, lubricate and don't overstretch.

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