I am not here looking for anyone or anything - I already have all that I could possibly need in My lovely girl lavender blossom. She wears My collar.

So, given that I am 100% "not looking", but you've wound up here anyway - you must have read one of My board posts. Some pointers for you.

I like My capitals. It's a harmless affectation that hurts no-one. Read into it what you will.

My relationship is monogamous heterosexual D/s TPE and is now 24/7 as W/we have moved in together (there are parts of her that now hurt on an almost continuous basis... but she seems to be flourishing regardless). Everything I write comes from that viewpoint - I'm not qualified to comment on kinks that work on a different dynamic to Mine. Everyone finds happiness and satisfaction by a different route - all different, but all equally valid. Live and let live.

I don't feel the need to jump on every thread ever written. I'll say something if I have something to say. If not, I'll keep silent. I feel no need to impress.

Boycott Attention-Seeking Trolling And Rascist Diatribes - also known as B.A.S.T.A.R.D. I loathe and despise trolling and just don't read threads from people/profiles/sock puppets who I know are purely narcissitic, insecure attention-seekers. Every view of one of these threads just encourages them and fuels the fire.

I don't (usually) write wank fodder. Unless I feel like it.

Dominant is something I *am*, not something I do. I can't switch it on and off - it's a very fundamental part of My personality. It took Me many years to realise that, and to also realise that a vanilla relationship was never going to work for Me. Opening that door was one of the best things I ever did.

There is a difference between being a Dom or Master and being a top. Topping is about tools, toys and how you use them - it's a skill, and can be learned. Dominance is a mindset. I continually see evidence of those who have failed to grasp the difference. All the gear, no idea.

"The difference between a truly dominant man and a controlling one is that the dominant man needs and wants consent, whereas the controlling man doesn't even understand what this word means." - Frank Nelson

Some of My own recurring verbal riffs....

"It's not rocket surgery, fer faxsake.." (to anyone demonstrating stupidity above and beyond the call of duty)

"What part of 'No' are you struggling with, exactly?" (to anyone demonstrating persistence past the point of rudeness, e.g. telesales people)

"Where's My facking coffee, bitch?" (to her, usually as a substitute for 'Good morning')

"S..., do you think it might be remotely possible for you to watch TV without fighting with your sister, do you think?" (or variations thereon, to eldest lavender bud, on a regular basis)

"That wasn't a request." (to her)

"Do that again and I will hurt you" (to her)

"Ah, I see... you take the view that if you don't understand it, it must therefore be easy to do" (to bosses, and anyone else with a somewhat tenuous grip on what I do for a living)