If you are a Member of any Left-Wing terrorist organisation such as The Labour Party,The ALF, The ANL or you read Socialist Worker or The Guardian, the chances are you'll try and control far more of my life than you deserve....Read no further.

If you have a picture of Che Guevara on your wall...Please grow up.

if you're a grammar,spelling or punctuation Nazi then you have no business being here and i will subject you to a 2000 word memo without any of the above.

Looking forward to the squillions of messages I will be getting with this scintillating profile.

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After just about 3 years here,with a two line profile that said nothing,i thought i'd better address the issue...

Where to start, ok, 6ft 1in, 13st 9lbs (Thats a real 6ft 1in and 13st 9lbs, not an IC one ), 41 years old blue eyes, tattoos etc. blah blah blah.....

Look, im just a normal bloke who loves travelling,shopping and even cooking...Fuck!!! The last two arent normal are they?... Sport plays a big thing in my life as well. I go to the gym 4 or 5 times a week... I used to play Football at Semi professional level up to 10 years ago too.

I live quite happily on my own thanks very much but on occasions i have a 5 year old in to demolish parts of my house.

Some people have described me as funny, others as gregarious. Ive also been told i can work a room and make people feel good about themselves...

Unusually, (for here) ive never been into drugs or drink, nor have i ever had therapy,counselling or been to jail.

I have a dress up thing going on,and any potential partner needs to understand this....... I have deal breakers as well.....If your personal hygiene is poor for one, and if your teeth make you look like Shane McGowan in a dress then that wont help either.

Ive made some very good friends along the way as well.

From a Kink perspective,i place far more emphasis on the person than the dynamic...In short,im looking for chemistry and connection first and foremost.....If it aint there then it aint happening for me...

I love going to clubs and munches but i dont play.....I consider my play to be far edgier and sexually motivated for that,i also, in my opinion place a lot of emphasis on the pychological aspect of play, and i'd rather not be thrown out of an event on my ear ta very much.

Ill leave my bad points for now