If I really was a puppy I would be him

IC Name: Londonpuppy Joined: 7 Jun 2006 Last visit: 20 hours ago Sex/gender: Male Location: Leighton Buzzard, UK Age: 45

Hi

I am honest, fun, slimmish, single, kind, genuine, happy, slightly mad, sweet, okay looking and fairly intelligent. I have never been married, am 45, am tallish and have no kids. I used to live in NW London (hence the name) but have recently moved to Bedfordshire.

I like all the normal things such as going out, staying in, pubs, movies, travelling, football and lots more but my most enjoyable moments would be in your company even if I did not enjoy the actual event itself. For I am after a sexy lady to have fun with and if we click to enter into the thrills of a relationship that will hopefully last for ever. I do want my heart, mind, body and soul to be owned by you.

And this is what I would do for my Queen

I would walk a million miles to be at your feet

I would stay outside for a year in wind, rain and sleet

I would cross the Sahara and carry no water

I would throw a tomato at the Prime Minister's daughter

I would crawl and limp across broken glass

I would let a crocodile snatch meat taped to my arse

I would rescue my Queen from an oncoming car

I would swim the longest river no matter how far

I would climb through barbed wire again and again

I would play chicken with a high speed train

I would sail the world in a boat with no keel

I would swim with sharks dressed as a seal

I would eat the biggest iceberg in one sitting

I would sit under an elephant while it was shitting

I would go fifteen rounds and more with Mike Tyson

I would take a stray bullet headed in your direction

I would climb the highest mountain with no ropes

I would eat a lion's dinner and see how it copes

I would call a wrestler names until he was mad

I would wear an American flag in downtown Baghdad

I would wrestle a grizzly bear with my bare hands

I would call up a serial killer and tell him my plans

I would rob a bank and go back to deposit the money

I would stand amongst bees covered in honey

I would wear no helmet and be fired from a canon

I would pretend to his face that I liked Woody Allen

I would eat raw peppers until I was ready to blow

I would run down Oxford Street with everything on show

In the hope you do not ask me to do too many of these and that I am still alive and not in jail please have a look at what I am searching for if I am lucky enough to still interest you.

I am looking for a relationship that although you hold the whip hand and can command anything we will kiss, cuddle, hold hands, watch films, go out, stay in, love and be loved. A relationship where we talk and have fun but where if we are close to disagreeing you can make me obey what ever you desire. A relationship where everyone else thinks we are Girlfriend/boyfriend and we are not far off this apart from you are also my Mistress and I your slave.

So I am hoping for a dominant Girlfriend and Mistress and will be pleasantly surprised should someone else feel the same way and be slimmish, sexy and fun.

So if you are still interested and are kind (a small cruel streak is allowed ) and sexy then I hope to hear from you and a photo will be sent upon request and anything you ask will be answered.

I hope I hear from my potential Goddess soon.

XXX

Eye colour: green   Hair colour: brown   Height: 5ft 11in   Weight: 12st 9lb   BMI: 24.5  

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