Late thirties, flame-haired shortarse; part time Artists' Model, hatstand and bitch. Own teeth, Oystercard and dubious taste in clothes. I can be opinionated and stubborn, but I'm fiercely loyal, caring and protective with probably more integrity than is good for me. Will make a double entendre from pretty much anything.

Beyond family and friends, my main loves are my cars, my football team, comedy, PG Tips, kitchenalia, bright red lipstick, Dr Martens Boots and real ale. I also like: Ceefax, Barry M Dazzle Dusts, Radio 4, mushroom omelettes, the 'Vampire Earth' books by EE Knight and vanilla (the smell/taste: not in a sex way). I like to write and am a third of the way into my first novel (and have mentioned it here under the pretense of motivation). I can't go for long without listening to any of these: Rammstein*, The Kinks, Hole, Pink Floyd, Eels, Cockney Rebel, Sigur Ros, The Who or Placebo.

Dislikes: Coffee, Sarah Millican, people who expect in five minutes what others have worked years for, motorsport, Sarah Millican, the new meaning of the phrase R&B, those fucking Boots adverts, magnolia and all fruit except pineapple (unless it's being thrown at Sarah Millican).

Kinkwise, I'm a Domme but a novice one. I'm here to learn, experience, make friends, play, maybe form a LTR (should I be lucky enough) but mostly to have a damn good time. If you think I might be interested in you being interested in me, please check you are male, aged between 26-40 and submissive. If you look like Benedict Cumberbatch, even better (If you ARE Benedict Cumberbatch, even better still, which will be achieved with rope and handcuffs).

My favourite colour is red, my favourite number is 52, my favourite word is fünf and my favourite band is rubber. No photo as yet but if you've watched enough comedy panel shows you'll have seen the back of my head.

Oh, and sorry for what appears to be a bad joke of a name. It genuinely means something to me (beyond smut) but that's for another time.

Thanks for looking. Feel free to memo something vaguely intelligent and not half a sentence just because you've noticed I'm online. Offenders (especially those with blank profiles) will be ignored.

P.S. Apologies to those who have contacted me and I didn't reply to. Some times I can't get on here for a while. Keep trying unless I tell you to bog off

*Thanks, Mooshcase!

Eye colour: Brown   Hair colour: Red   Height: 4ft 11in  

This profile was last updated on 9 Feb 12, 10:20 PM.

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